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Blue: Do you guys think lava would taste spicy?
Green: Please don't eat lava-
Prof. Red: You do you, Blue
Rainbow: Actually, since it's made of molten rock, it would probably taste very bland and dusty
Blue: Thank you so freaking much, Rainbow, you understand me like no one else-
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*If Hypno was a doctor*
Hypno: Hi, how are you?
Patient: I'm fine, thanks
Hypno: Then get out
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Rainbow: I want my furry feet!
Green, crying: PLEASE just say SLIPPERS
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Prof. Red: I have good news and I have bad news
Purple: What's the bad news?
Prof. Red: The ostrich broke the door
Purple: Professor, we don't have an ostrich
Prof. Red: Now for the good news
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Green: Did you know that when you break a bone it will typically heal back stronger than before?
Yellow: So, what you're saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Blue: That's not even close to what he said
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Rainbow, waking up: Did I die?
Rainbow: *Sees Blue* Oh, it's the Spirit World
Rainbow: *Turns and sees Nightmare* Oh no, it's the Spiritless World
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*Green helping Yellow study for a history test*
Green: Alright, first question: where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Yellow, laying upside down on the couch: At the bottom of the page
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Rainbow: I'm obligated to inform you that I'm trained in the ancient Chinese art of...Origami!
Dark, using the krav maga on him: Paper folding??
Rainbow: I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was
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Blue: Not to be dramatic or anything, but I'll literally die for Rainbow
Green: Same
Rainbow, nervously laughing: Please don't
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Fanfiction𝙇𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙘 (𝗔𝗱𝗷.) 𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘀 ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ ☾ A whole book dedicated to incorrect quotes of the Steve Saga and Rainbow Quest characters! I hope you enjoy! ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:✧*⋆.*:･ﾟ✧.: ⋆*･ﾟ:...
