Requested by @AlyaNadhirah1
AU where Kiibo is a human.
"Welcome to your new home, Jabori!", exclaimed Miu, who, quite literally, kicked the door to her house open. Her husband, Kiibo, walked in after her.
The couple had just brought home their newborn son, Jabori. He had his mother's strawberry blonde hair, and his father's blue eyes.
"Now, Jabori, when you get older, I want you to call me Mama, not Mommy. Only your dad can call me that." Kiibo pinched the bridge of his nose, letting out a frustrated sigh. "And call him Papa, because only I call him Daddy!"
"Miu, he can't talk yet. We have to wait at least a year for that to happen." "But he still has a spongy brain! He'll learn stuff!"
Kiibo raised an eyebrow. "You know this means you have to lay off the swearing. And the dirty talk." Miu froze at this realization. Telling her not to talk dirty or swear is like telling a vampire to stop sucking blood. But she's a full fledged parent now, so for her son, it was worth it to give up her profanity.
Miu looked into her baby's eyes, seeing the purity that was on his face. "I wish you could stay like this forever." "Then let's spend all the time we have with him while he's still like this, okay, Honey?"
Miu nodded, her gaze still glued to her son.
"One day, you're going to end up being a teenager.
You're going to hate me when you're a teenager."
Kiibo heard his wife's words and had a bad feeling of where this was going.
"But I love you so much! I'm scared! It's not fair!", exclaimed the young woman, hugging Jabori. "I'll be a cool mom. You can do drugs if you want. A little cocaine." Kiibo jumped up from the couch.
"Give me that baby."
"What? Not good enough? If he ends up with a girl, or boy, it won't matter, I'll let them do all the things they want, like going to the bedroom and having..."
"MIU!!"
Miu pouted and handed the baby over to her husband. Kiibo did get frustrated by his wife's antics, but that didn't bother him. After all, he was the one who wanted to marry her.
