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==Roman's Point of View==

Audrey's in the kitchen with tina.

Audrey:
Mom, are we cooking dinner tonight?

Tina:
No, sweetie....the Twins are coming over, so we're going to the buffet.

Audrey:
the Chinese one?

Tina:
Josh wants to go to Golden Corral.

Audrey:
(under her breath)
Kefe.

Tina:
(sternly)
Samaria, watch your mouth! You are a young lady—not a sailor.

Audrey:
Yes ma'am.

Dean:
What'd she say, Roman?

Me:
She dropped the F bomb.

Dean:
Oh.

Jey:
Why do you have a problem with my choice for dinner, tausoga-teine?

Audrey:
Do you have any idea what kind of diet I have to adhere to to look this perfect? (Dean rolls his eyes) Golden Corral.....it's like you're trying to make me fat, Josh.

Jey:
I'm not trying to make you fat, their food is good...and it's all you can eat for like $8.

Audrey:
(points to her figure)
This doesn't go for all you can eat. I'm not gonna develop lovehandles and a gut.

Me:
Be quiet, Audrey...you used to go for all you can eat ice cream.

Audrey:
Used to.

She makes a sandwich for the twins.

Jimmy:
Thank you, cuz.

Jey:
You're the best, girl.

Jimmy:
We love you.

Audrey:
Because I make you food.

Jey:
And you're our cousin.

Jimmy:
But the food is a contributing factor.

Jey:
You should make sandwiches for a living, quit wrestling.

Audrey:
You better not say it, Josh, I'll tackle you to the floor.

Jey:
Shut up and make me a sammich woman!

I snort and laugh. Audrey tackles Josh and starts grappling with him.

Jey:
Girl, you crazy! Get off me you loon!

Audrey:
Jon's my brother, of course I'm crazy.

Dean chuckles. Audrey starts tickling him.

Jey:
I'm gonna whoop you!

Audrey:
(teasingly)
When I say TICK, you say LE.....TICK!

Jey:
(to me)
Get your sister off me, Use.

I smile and peel my sister off our cousin.

Jimmy:
She's got a set on her.

Me:
She's my sister, what'd you expect? Some pansy-ass bitch. (I hug her) She's my tough little ass-kicker.

Jimmy:
I still think you should quit wrestling and make sammiches for a living, you'll get a bigger check than your brother here.

She rolls her eyes. Tama walks in the kitchen

Tama:
Samaria, come outside.

Audrey:
Why?

Tama:
Just come outside. It's here

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