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==Roman's Point of View==

Just because I'm bored, and I like reading fan comments, I browse The Shield's website....that was designed and is still being run by Audrey. All of a sudden, she and Dean pop up on the page. Seth catches sight of this out of the corner of his eye and sits next to me. I expand the video; allowing it to go full screen. "turn it all the way up, man." Seth says; patting me on the shoulder. I turn my computer's volume to the max. Dean is shoving her.

Dean:
Move.

Audrey:
You move.

Dean:
I'm about to fall off the bed.

Audrey:
You are not.

Dean:
Just move your ass.

Audrey:
Or what?

Dean:
Or when I get this cast off I'll get you.

Audrey:
Bring it on, big brother. I can run faster than you.

Dean:
So? I have a car.

Audrey:
What does that have to do with it?

Dean:
Drive-by Audrey-napping.

Audrey:
You can't kidnap your family, moron. You have to be kidnapped by someone you don't like.

She sprawls out on the bed.

Audrey:
God, this bed is comfy!

Dean:
You know, I fall off this bed and I'm gonna sneak in your room in the middle of the night and shave the top half of your hair off

Audrey:
You do that and I'll rip your baby maker off and feed it to Lucky.

Dean:
You're just evil.

Audrey:
Look who's talking Mr. "I'm gonna take you to a clown festival"

Dean:
(laughing)
I'm still gonna do that.

Audrey:
Bullshit you are!

Dean:
Just watch.

Audrey:
I'll smack you with a pot...oh wait, didn't that already happen? (sticks her tongue out)

Dean:
(shoving her)
God, you're a bitch.

Audrey:
(nuzzling her face into his chest)
But you love me.

Dean:
More than anyone on this planet, my life would be boring and miserable if I lost you.

She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses his cheek

Audrey:
Awww, you're the best big brother ever!

Dean kisses her head

Audrey:
(looks at the camera) Uh, we're live.

Dean:
Oh.....oh dear.

Audrey:
So...everyone watching basically heard and saw that whole conversation?

Dean:
Yep.

She shrugs

Audrey:
Oh well. So, they know you're a softie around me. Hi Shield Universe; it's Audrey.

Dean:
And Dean.

Audrey:
And we are The Shield

Dean:
The only loyal to one another Shield members.

Audrey:
That's right, and you're probably wondering where Dean and I are...since we left RAW early.

Dean:
Well, we ain't coming back...not for a while.

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