This'll be in text-format again because I suck at writing. It'll be sort-of like a group chat thing.
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(Y/N) has been added to the group by Tim.
Jason has been added to the group by Tim.
Bruce has been added to the group by Tim.
Damian has been added to the group by Tim.
Barbara has been added to the group by Tim.
Dicky Wicky has been added to the group by Tim.
You: WHO IS DICKY WICKY.
Tim: Dick.
You: I'm crying.
Barbara: Why am I here?
Jason: WHY ARE YOU SENDING SO MANY MESSAGES?
Damian: You idiots, it's four in the morning!
Bruce: Tame yourselves, animals.
Dicky Wicky: tf u just call us ?
You: DICKY WICKY I'M DEAD.
Bruce: You're not threatening when your name is Dicky Wicky.
Tim has changed Dicky Wicky's name to Richard.
Richard: Don't use that name.
Richard has changed Richard's name to Dick.
(Y/N) has changed the group name to DICKY WICKY.
Dick: (Y/N). WHY.
(Y/N): It's the greatest thing since my birth thnx.
Jason: I smell a lie.
Damian: I've BEEN smelling lies.
Tim: ya, on your upper lip.
Damian: Are you saying I stink?
Tim: yes.
Damian: Oh.
(Y/N): OH. HE NEED SOME MILK
Dick: Stop
Barbara: Stop it, (Y/N).
(Y/N): No.
Tim: so, I've made this for an announcement.
Damian: Is someone dead?
Jason: Wouldn't be the first time hearing this.
Tim: ouch.
(Y/N): Ouch.
Dick: Ouch.
Barbara: Ouch.
Bruce: ...
(Y/N): GOT EM. HA
Dick: stfu
(Y/N): Make me ^•^
Dick: Can it be really cliché, where I kiss you ?
Tim: NO
Dick: Why not?
Tim: There is a reason why you're all here.
Jason: Are we being deployed into the battlefield?
Barbara: Shut up Jason.
Jason: I wasn't even talking so thnx
Bruce: :^)
Damian: What
(Y/N): What
Tim: THERE IS A REASON WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE.
(Y/N): There is?
Tim: You know why.
(Y/N): I do?
(Y/N): Oh, right. I do.
(Y/N): *totally casual, non-noticable wink*
Damian: What
Bruce: I also know why. :^)
Tim: Um?? Since when??
Bruce: I've been titled World's Greatest Detective for a reason.
Tim: Batman has the title, not you.
Bruce: But I'm Batman.
Bruce: :^)
(Y/N): That face looks like everyone at my funeral.
Dick: What's that supposed to mean ?
(Y/N): What the heckaroo do you think
Dick: I won't be happy that you're dead.
Tim: Dick you need to bACK OFF
Dick: Why ?
Tim: I haven't even announced she's my girlfriend yet and you're already hitting in her.
(Y/N): uh. Surprise! We're dating!
Dick: How was I supposed to know when you've been hiding it???
Tim: I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU GUYS BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT
Dick: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A SHY KID, YOU'D HAVE TOLD US BY NOW
Tim has left the group chat.
Barbara: Uh, guys..
Jason: whOA WAIT A TEC'
Jason: TIM AND (Y/N) ARE DATING?
Barbara: You chose a good kisser (Y/N)
(Y/N): what
Jason: what
Damian: CONGRAGUALTIN
(Y/N): Damian are you okay?
Damian: aM ETAING ANDD CATN TYPEE RIgHt
(Y/N): oh.
Bruce: So
Bruce: You've finally got it out.
(Y/N): Yeah. It wasn't the way I hoped but
(Y/N): Surprise?
(Y/N): I should go check on Tim.
Jason: Your lil boyfriend.
Jason: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
Jason: YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SO CUTE SINCE DAY 1
Jason: :')
Barbara: I thought I was going to be the one who was obsessing over it.
(Y/N): YOU KNEW ABOUT IT??
Barbara: Surprise?
(Y/N): I have to check on Tim.
(Y/N) has left the group chat.
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