The Roast of Bruce Wayne (Batfamily x Reader)

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Text-format is back, for this oneshot. Another Batfam one, because people seemed to like the last one I did.
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  (Y/N) has added Damian to the group.

  (Y/N) has added Barbara to the group.

  (Y/N) has added Dick to the group.

  (Y/N) has added REEEEED ROBIN! YUM!I to the group.

  Damian: rEeeEeD rOBiN

  (Y/N) has added REEEEED HOOD! YUM! to the group.

  Damian: You guys need to

  Damian: S

  Damian: T

  Damian: O

  Damian: P

  (Y/N) has added Bruce to the group.

  Barbara: Please. I'm trying to sleep.

  You: Sleep is for the week.

  Barbara: You mean weak?

  You: Sleep is for the weak.

  Barbara; And I am very weak. So very weak.

  REEEEED ROBIN! YUM! : (Y/N), what now?

  You: The Roast of Bruce Wayne.

  Bruce: The who-what-where-when-how?

  You: Tim, change your name or gtfo.

  REEEEED ROBIN! YUM! has changed their name to Tim.

  You: thnx Tim ilysm.

  Tim: what

  REEEEED HOOD! YUM!: Yoyoyoyoyooyoyoooo

  You: You have a yo-yo?

  REEEEED HOOD! YUM!: What?

  REEEEED HOOD! YUM!: No, that's how you say hello in gangster.

  Damian: Yeah, we don't speak that language.

  You: Jason change your name or gtfo

  REEEEED HOOD! YUM! has left the group.

  You: I wasn't serious.

  (Y/N) has added REEEEED HOOD! YUM! to the group.

  (Y/N) has changed REEEEED HOOD! YUM!'s name to Jason.

  Jason: am cry

  You: am don't care.

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