strawberries | brendon urie

56: "okay we get it you love pussy"

"hi!" justin came up behind me and hugged me.
"hey!" i grinned, as he sat down.
"soooo...guess what we're doing today"
"im not guessing. tell me" i said.
"we're gonna find you a girlfriend"
"no!" i exclaimed.
"yes" he insisted.
"i gotta focus on my health..."
"and a girlfriend would help"
"i agree" brendon walked in with penny lane and a beer.
"and maybe we can work on speech"
"okay fine" i gave in.

i got read into a yellow t shirt, checked bottoms, vans and a black denim jacket that slid off. i tied my hair half up half down and we headed out. "how are we gonna find me a girlfriend?" i asked as we headed to the bus stop.
"well...you're a lesbian. maybe you'll be able to spot one" he said.
"thats not how it works!" i exclaimed.
"hey! i like girls too, okay?" true.
"plus i don't just like lesbians. i like straight girls. and bisexual girls. and pansexual girls..." justin cut me off.
"okay we get it you love pussy. now come on!" he pulled my hand and we ran for the bus.

we made it into town and walked along the streets of LA.
"so what are we going to do first?"
"no idea" he said blatantly.
"justin!"
he laughed. "im kidding!" he put his arm round me. "lets go into a store and look for some girls" he said.

we went into forever 21.
"can i at least look at clothes?" i sulked. "yeah okay"
i ran to the boys section and spotted a t shirt i liked. then i saw a girl looking at it too. i walked over and pretended i wasn't checking her out. she was gorgeous.
she spotted me looking at her and smiled.
"will it suit me?" she asked me.
i nodded.
"i hope so. me and my boyfriend are going to spain together and i want it to be perfect"

damn. she was straight.
i gave her a thumbs ip and went to justin who was looking at a denim jacket.
"she's straight" i sighed.
"not everyone can be bent" he joked.
"shut up justin!" i didn't mind his gay jokes because i am a gay joke.

we went to urban outfitters next and i went to get some candy as i was starving. on the way i spotted a girl with bright pink hair. she was wearing all black and had a septum piercing...im a huge sucker for piercings. especially septum's.
"just walk over, get your candy and look at the same stuff as her" justin said.
"im nervous" i told him.
"yeah no shit. go on" so i did.

i picked up some rainbow nerds then walked over to the vinyls. i saw pray for the wicked there and scoffed playfully. the girl looked at me, furrowing her eye brows and smiling. i smiled back.
"babe im finish!" a girl with short brown hair came over and took the pink haired girls hand. they both kissed and walked away, out of the store.

"she's taken" i sulked.
"dammit" justin said as i put the candy back. "should we just go home?"
"lets at least get something to eat"
we went to mcdonalds and i just got some nuggets. he went to pay for his food while i sat down. i sighed. why was it so hard to find someone? i whipped my phone out and took a boomerang of me.

can someone date me rn? :(

i uploaded it and did a mini q&a

where are you?
mcdonalds

going to any concerts?
yungblud

are you gay?
very

why can't you date justin?
bc i love female

i saw you in forever 21
why didn't u say hi u fake😤😤😤

i clicked off as justin came back. we started eating and talked. justin was a bit spacey and kept looking to his right.
"justin!" i snapped my fingers in his face.
"that girl is so beautiful" he gushed.
i looked in his direction. she was - black hair with perfect waves, bright big brown eyes, a gorgeous smile...i fell in love instantly.
"she is" i drooled.
we looked at each other.
"i saw her first!" he exclaimed
"but todays my day!" i whined.
"so!? you turned me down, remember?" he had a point.
"fine!"

we got up to leave. justin went over to the girl while i waited a little further away. how was he so confident!?
"hey" he said kindly.
"oh hi!" she turned around and smiled.
i bet she was into him! god dammit!
"i was with my friend and saw you. you're really pretty" he spoke.
"thank you!" she tucked a piece of hair behind her hair...i was drooling now.
"i was wondering if i could get your number and maybe we could hang out sometime...maybe a date?" he offered.

the girl frowned. "sorry. you're cool and all but...i-i don't swing that way" DID HE JUST GET TURNED DOWN BY ANOTHER LESBIAN?
"oh. thats okay" he said, sadly.
"your friend however..." she pointed to me. "shes pretty cute"

"me?" i gasped in shock.
"yeah you" she gestured me to come over. i looked at justin. "uhh..."
"its okay" wait why was he smiling?
"come here hot stuff" she said.
i walked over.
"you from around here?" she asked. i nodded, shyly. she laughed. "don't worry. don't be shy!" she had had prettiest smile ever what the crap!!!!
"you should call me" she took my phone and typed in her number.

i smiled. "i will"
wait. i was talking
I WAS TALKING!
WHAT THE FUCK.

"justin are you mad?" i asked as soon as we left. "i was a little upset...but then i heard you speak!!" he hugged me. "im so happy for you. a girl and three words" he was such a sweetheart.
"next on the agenda...we find you a girlfriend" i grinned.
"i'd love that...c'mon lets tell brendon!"