🆕Stories
Welcome to my almost dead era
Angst, fluff ✅
Mild-Smut ✅
Most of my stories in the early era are bad (Cringy) because it was following the 'Wattpad trend' where these shits are acceptable in that year. Bear with some and don't kill you...
Basically... It's Disney princesses But Bts on crack. Kinda like that.
This is legit random so if it looks bad..
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The door is always open.
Author POV Taegi first. Once upon a time, there lived a prince who's skin looks like snow, lips that are red and hair that was bla-
"Hey author-nim"
"Huh wha-Oh my god, why did you dye your hair now?! It's only the beginning for fxck sakes?!"
"*scoffs and flips hair* whatever~ also, you're terrible at telling stories so M.O.V.E "
Taehyung POV Ah~ that's better now, let ME tell you my story *clears throat* Once upon a hoe, the queen had given birth to a baby named Kim Taehyung. But then the queen died and the King was like "damn, I need a new wife" and then this woman showed up with her big ass mirror and then she was like "Let me be your wife" The king was like "Cool, let's get married" and then they both get married. But what the king didn't know was that the new queen was actually
AN EVIL QUEEN!!
How the fxck do you not notice an evil person under all that makeup and clothing? Geez..
Anyway! After the king dies and The evil queen took over the kingdom, she got super jealous of prince Taehyung after her big ass mirror told her that Prince Taehyung was the fairest of them all so she hired this huntsman to take prince Taehyung to the forest and then kill him. Sadistic much? I know. So when they went to the forest, the man was like "The queen asks me to kill you but I cant do that so you gotta run away"
Then Prince Taehyung was like "Well shxt, better go" and so he ran. And that hoe ran without shoes cuz shoes are nasty and all these magic plants were trying to grab his pants. What a slut.. Then Prince Taehyung found a house and y'all know the story blah blah blah, I'm too lazy to tell you everything.
BUT THEN!
"So let me get this straight, you want me to taste this awfully glossy red apple and it will just make my wish come true?" I said as I hold the red apple in my hand. The ugly big nose grandma nodded and said "Just one bite sweety an-what are you doing?" I scrunch my nose as I threw the apple away. "Sorry but I'm a carnivore"
The grandma got angry and she yelled "YOU FOOL!" As she was about to attack me, I grabbed my rolling pin and hit her right in the face. I smile. "Welp, it was nice knowing you" I huff as I check my nails that dopey just did for me. He painted my nails with an emerald green color but it sucks cuz that stupid grandma made it chappy. "Damn it, my nail.."
