Jikook Stories 3 (Slow Update)

98:london

Requested by:@Yhope2715

Not proofread.

(Before I do this...I just want to say...that I'm laughing as well..)
Author POV
"Ready to go?" Jimin walks up to his Jungkook and backhugs him. Jungkook chuckles as he slowly strokes Jimin's hair, pecking his lips.
"I can go when you're ready to remove your hands around me" Jungkook teased.
"We'll never get our slurpees in this condition" Jimin laughs. He pulls away and pecks the taller's nose.
"Alright alright, let's go"

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"Are you satisfied babe?" Jimin sticks out his tongue.
"Shut up. I was craving for it" Jungkook giggles.
"It's like you're a woman now"
"Hey! You don't know how a girl feels!"
"Neither do you Hyung, but I know that girls have those periods and they'll crave something like this"
"Who the Hell does that?"
"Your mom" Jimin gasped and slaps jungkook's chest. "Shut up brat!"

Little do they know, their date was gonna be spoiled like milk.

(I'm not ready to write this, I'm so sorry 😹)

(I can't control my emotions, I feel like I need to slap myself 😭😭😭)

Oli London was walking peacefully with his fake racist plastic ass piece of shxt-

Sorry.

Let me rephrase that.

Motherfxcker was walking peacefully with oh-so nAtUral face and bEaUtY. His aura was so refreshing(polluted) that it makes birds sing a song (take a shxt on him). As he was walking, he notice two pretty bEsT fRieNdS and gasped as he notice a handsome face. "Is that Jimin!?" He thought. He quickly checked himself using a mirror he had in his purse(why not stuff his whole ego too) before walking towards the two Busan men.

Meanwhile, Jimin and Jungkook were drinking their slurpees while holding hands. Oli London shyly looked at Jimin and said "Hey handsome". Jimin spit his drink completely.
"Ah! A donkey!" He yelled. (These words are korean)

What did he say? I can't understand Korean..oh wait-

"Onionhaseyo oppar~" Jimin looked at Jungkook in horror and then looked back at Oli.
"Onion the fxck seyo to you too Bitch" Jimin blurted. Oli titled his head in confusion and chuckled.
"I am so so sorry oppar but I don't speak Korean so um..could you speak in English please?" He asked.
Jimin look at him up and down, disgust was written on his face.
"Um..I don't speak ah..English.."
"Oh really? I'm sure you can can! Everyone can speak English in my country!"

"Yeah I fxcking can speak English but I just don't want to whoever you are" Jungkook tries to calm him down by rubbing his arm softly. "Babe. Calm down, maybe he's escape from the jungle and doesn't know how to get home" Jungkook simply said. That's when Oli decided to look at Jungkook now and he smiled widely.
"Oh my god! Are you a model perhaps?"
"No. I'm Korean" Jungkook smiles at him. Oli laughs.
"Oh you are funny!" He says. Jimin glares at him.

"What do you want? Who are you?" He asked.
"Oh! I'm Oli London! I'm quite famous in Instagram and in YouTube!" He says excitedly.
Jimin only hummed in responce. Oli grabbed Jimin's hand and giggles.
"I actually like you Park Jimin! I even married a cardboard version of you!"
"I didn't ask but okay and?" Jimin ripped his hand out from Oli's hand. Oli ignored that and proceeded to grab jungkook's hand next. He smiles at Jungkook and says "You are so handsome! Are you somehow the leader of Bts?"
"Where is your brain Donkey" Jungkook blurted while smiling innocently. Jimin slaps Oli's hand and spat "Hands off from my boyfriend"