Back to where we left off.
We see Dario, Peekon and Grudo turning around to see where the voice came from.
It was a girl that was fair skinned, had brown hair with black dye on the lower part as it was stylized in a wolf cut, emerald green eyes. She wore a choker on her on her neck, a black t-shirt with a red colored splatter with it containing the word "First Blood", black pants and black boots.
Grudo: Oh, hi Staffy.
Staffy: Can it pal. *sees Peekon* Hey Peekon, who's the red herring?
She pointed at Dario.
Dario: *sarcastic* Wow, such an insult. Let me know when you got something creative to call me furball, you look like you're trying too hard to be emo but failed at it.
Staffy: Oooh, we got a fighter here. *smirked*
Peekon: Ok guys let's calm down and-
Staffy: At least he got a snappy comeback unlike Grudo here.
Grudo: I hold no grudges, Staff-
The girl groaned before approaching Dario.
Staffy: You're a hunter I presume. I got a job for ya, I got this bear I want you to kill.
Dario: Oh wait really? I was expecting for you to ask me to kill the Road Runner since you're a coyote.
Staffy: Ok Elmer Fudd, that was a rather mild comeback. I wouldn't trust you to catch me a rabbit even if you have hair.
Dario: Oho, so you're gonna insult my hair now huh?
Staffy: Aww does that hurt?
Dario: Not as much as it hurts the fact that you have rabies, and I don't. *smug*
Peekon and Grudo looked at each other with shocked expressions.
Staffy was silent and had a pokerface, but then she laughed, confusing the people around them.
Peekon: She's not mad? That's a surprise.
Staffy: Ok hunter, I like your attitude. Got a name? *smile*
Staffy: Ok Dario, listen to me. I got this dumb bear named Stappy, he's a real pain in the ass to deal with. Ever since I broke up with venison over here *points to Grudo* the furball has been trying to get me to date him. I rejected him a dozen times, yet he continues his harassment. I even once saw him being a creep hiding behind a tree while I was bathing.
Peekon: Oh damn, that's messed up in many ways.
Staffy: I know right, Grudo would you ever do that if we were still dating?
Grudo: Hell no, that's just wrong Staff Staff.
Staffy: *groaned* Stop calling me that.
She grabbed Dario's hand and began pulling him away.
Peekon: Hey!
Dario: Where are we going?
Staffy: Ok here's the plan sport, I'm gonna convince the fatass for a fake proposal, you're from afar and you will shoot and kill the creep.
Dario: Aww sweet, free kill. That means I can tie with Trump.
Staffy: Who?
Dario: Some moron I made a bet with.
Staffy: Oh really, I'll help you win the bet if yiu help me with my issue.
Grudo: Hey wait for us Staffy and Dar.
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Hunter's Harem (Deer Hunter 2018 harem book)
Fanfiction(Story may contain +18 language) 2039, humans evolved and so did some animals around the world where they developed human forms/avatars to be mistaken for humans, but those animals are rare in the wild. Dario Vasilev, a half American-Macedonian citi...