After their first class, the students enjoy their lunch in the cafeteria. Each group sits together, and every first-year is eagerly discussing their homework assignment—one that will affect them for the rest of their school years.
"How about 'The Gang'?" Pietro suggests.
"Pretty sure that's taken." Clint says, taking a bite of his sandwich.
"I got it!" Thor announces proudly. "Strongest Warriors of the Galaxy!"
"I'm not writing that every time we have an assignment." Wanda quickly shuts down the suggestion.
Each group must come up with a team name, but it's proving to be harder than expected. Tony has already set the conditions: First, the name needs to roll off the tongue. Second, it can't be too long or too short. Third, it has to be original—not one taken by previous teams. And so, the brainstorming begins.
"How about NTSCWPT—"
Natasha frowns. "No. The hell is that? Your password?"
"No, just our first initials." Tony replies.
"Anyone got a good suggestion?" Steve asks, already growing tired of the terrible ideas.
"Sure." Tony says quickly. "Mechanical Interception Life Force. For short—MILF."
"Sounds perfect!" Thor grins, but the rest of the group frowns.
"Let's just write down 20 names each and see which one sticks." Y/N suggests.
With that, everyone gets a piece of paper and starts jotting down potential names. In total, they end up with 160 options. Now, they just need to find the perfect one. After five minutes, they go around, suggesting one name each.
"Trick Shots."
"Sounds like a drink... or a strip club." Tony critiques Clint without hesitation. Then he offers his own idea. "Critical Officiant Calculator Karma."
"Cock?" Wanda sighs in disappointment. "Seriously?"
Pietro glances at Tony's list. "You really tried to sneak in every sexual word, huh?"
"Tony." Steve says sternly. "Take this seriously."
"Well, what sucky idea do you have?"
Without any doubt in his voice, Tony answers. "Star Soldiers."
Tony snickers, barely holding back a laugh.
Steve raises his eyebrow. "What?"
"Nothing. Just... forgot about that movie." Tony smirks. "Pretty good for a porno."
Steve groans, feeling his idea is now ruined. "Next."
Pietro leans forward confidently. "I expect no one to say no to this one—X-Men."
The group falls silent, surprisingly not rejecting the name.
"That actually sounds... nice." Y/N says. "Really good."
"You think?" Pietro is surprised by their reaction, expecting it to be shot down.
"It has a nice ring to it." Wanda agrees. "Good job."
"Thanks, sis." Pietro grins. "So, are we gonna be the X-Men?"
"You said you're gonna be the X-Men?" A voice asks. The team turns to see Scott Summers and his group at the table next to them.
"Yeah." Pietro replies.
"We already took that name." Scott informs him.
"Hey! Don't steal our team name." Pietro huffs, tapping his foot. "I thought of it first."
YOU ARE READING
Marvel Oneshots X Male reader
FanfictionA collection of one-shots written by me. From Avengers members, to X-Men members, to the Fantastic 4 and even the odd balls out there.
