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shithead What the fuck
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shithead STOP
ThatOneGuy okay
shithead Thank you (read)
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ThatOneGuy Damian
shithead Yes?
ThatOneGuy Can I tell you something?
shithead Ya sure
ThatOneGuy Okay. Dylan kissed me.
shithead WHAT? WHERE IS THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH? I WILL HUNT HIM DOWN!
ThatOneGuy Calm down!
shithead HE KISSED YOU!
ThatOneGuy I LET HIM! (read)
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ThatOneGuy Come on Damian. Answer me or feel my wrath and extreme self-doubt
shithead Wtf
ThatOneGuy It's alive! Why have you been avoiding me?
shithead I haven't
ThatOneGuy Um yes you have
shithead How would you know?
ThatOneGuy A) you went to the SAGs and: 1) didn't tell me 2) didn't give me all the gossip B) you would have known that Dylan was just trying to get in my pants C) Friday night tacos
shithead ... What
ThatOneGuy I have a very complex algorithm that goes into my decision making
shithead I've literally meet bread smarter than you
ThatOneGuy rood
shithead Anything else you need to pester me with?
ThatOneGuy Yes. Why have you been avoiding me? (read)
2:34am shithead (Y/N) I need to tell you something. You may see me completely different know but what's the point, I only have one life and might as well use it. I love you. And I know you're probably going to be like, why? So here are 50 reasons why. 1) your smile 2) your eyes 3) your laugh 4) your sense of humor 5) your bad jokes 6) you're passionate 7) you don't take any bs 8) your super smart 9) you've seen Hamilton 10) you can speak at least three different languages 11) you're confident 12) you've seen Dear Evan Hansen 13) you would stay up all night for someone you've never meet 14) your excellent taste in music 15) you can play the violin 16) you're a fucking badass 17) you're competitive 18) you don't care that I'm famous 19) somehow you beat Jason at poker 20) your hair 21) you smell nice 22) you have a nice wardrobe 23) you're kind 24) you're beautiful 25) you want the best for me 26) you care so much about everything 27) you want me to be happy 28) you don't care what people think 29) you know all my favorite things 30) you give the best advice 31) you're brutally honest 32) your super spy skills 33) you make me smile 34) you have a terrible Instagram aesthetic 35) you have amazing ambitions 36) you're terrible at golf 37) one time you punched a reporter in the nose because they asked you how big your breast where 38) going off of #37 you're totally badass 39) you're a feminist 40) you are terrible at monopoly 41) you're hilarious 42) you put up with me when I went through the brat phase 43) whenever I get too serious you call me Mr. Grey 44) I can trust you with my life 45) you know how to cook spaghetti and cereal 46) you think you can cook cereal 47) you're beautiful 48) you're sweet and kind 49) you're an amazing person 50) you dance terribly (read)
6:37am ThatOneGuy I love you too
——— WHoops I did it again I gave you my heart Blah blah blah
