Hiccstrid One Shots

Woah! What's Going On?!

This was requested by Jordanthemood so I hope that you enjoy this!

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Hiccup and Astrid decided to go for a night on the town and head to a local club

"I'll be right back, I'm heading to the bathroom." Astrid got up from the bar and walked down the hall

"She's stunning isn't she?" A man walked up to Hiccup

"Excuse me?" Hiccup asked

"I'm shocking she would even talk to you."

"What sorry?"

"I'm mean, her hair, her eyes, her figure. Everything about her screams the perfect girl."

"And why are you shocked that she's talking to me?"

"Well, look at you. Then look at her. You have no chance, and besides, I think it's absolutely disgusting how your cheating on your wife bro." The man sat in the bar stool that Astrid was earlier

"I'm not cheating. That girl is my wife."

"Pffffft. Yeah sure! If that girl is your wife, then I'm the queen of England."

"She is."

"I highly doubt that. But, nice try, making me think you married that smoking hot chick."

Hiccup was trying so hard to control his anger, and instead, turned to the side and unlocked his phone, so that the guy could see that his background was a picture of Hiccup and Astrid on their wedding day

"Photoshop." The guy muttered

"I'm sorry?" Hiccup asked

"Oh" The guy took a swig of his drink, "I said that that photo is photoshopped."

"It's not photoshopped. I have the real image."

Hiccup pulled out his wallet and opened it to see a small Polaroid photo stuck inside what would be an ID pocket

"Fake. You were probably a friend of the groom." The guy took another swig of his drink

At this point, Hiccup was fuming. He's so sick and tired of this guy, even though this guy is probably drunk anyway

"You listen here and you listen close. That girl is my wife, we've been married a year now, her name is Astrid, we've known each other since we were a year old, you probably don't even know anything about her? Do you?"

"Woah! Bro! Getting a little defensive of friends are we?" The guy raised his hands in defeat

"A little? You try and make one move on you and I will knock you out."

Hiccup and the guy were standing, facing one another

"Woah! What's going on?!" Astrid ran over the minute she got out of the bathroom

"I was just trying to get it through to this knucklehead that you aren't his wife." The guy pointed to Hiccup

"Well. I'll have you know you drunk bastard that he is, in fact, my husband and has been for a year. So why not you go and find some slut to crush on." Astrid was right in his face

"Let's go, M'lady." Hiccup grabbed Astrid's hand and they headed out

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Hope you guys enjoyed, again, this idea was from Jordanthemood so thank you for the idea, and I'll see you all in the next one!!!