Leopika Oneshots

Drunk

Leorio POV

I stepped out of my car and sighed. I was happy to be home, work was stressful today and I know that I can count on Kurapika to not stress me out. It was ten at night he wouldn't be too emotional, not that he is.

I opened the front door and walked inside, "Kurapika I'm home. Sorry it's so late." I put down my briefcase beside the door and took of my coat, "Kurapika?"

"I'm in the kitchen~"

I walked into the kitchen, "Kurapika- oh god."

Kurapika giggled, "Hi~"

I sighed, "How much did you drink? Where did you even get this? I put all the wine on the highest cabinet so you wouldn't get it."

"That's why it was up there~" He looked at the wine bottle on the counter, "I also climbed up there~" he laughed and leaned against the counter and took another sip from his wine glass.

"How much did you drink Kurapika?"

"When I woke up.... three glasses~ At probably twelve..... another three~ And before you came home.... three and a half~"

I shook my head, "I think you had enough to drink."

"No~" He laughed, "Do you want some?"

"I dont like wine."

"I know~" He took a sip of his wine again, "You look nice~" I shook my head, "Kurapika don't." He chuckled, "Nice pants~"

He set his glass on the counter. I looked at his glass them grabbed it, "No more." His eyes widened, "Leorio no." I looked at him and held it over the sink. He shook his head, "No. Please don't do it."

I started to dump the wine down the sink. Kurapika tried to grab the glass but failed, "Leorio don't. Please."

I shook my head, "No. Kurapika I know you aren't an alcoholic but you had so much too much to drink today. How are you still conscious?" I finished pouring out the wine and put the glass back on the counter.

Kurapika leaned against my chest, "I'm sorry~" He giggled, "I love you~"

I sighed, "I know. Let's go to bed."

"I don't want to go to bed~ I want to stay up all night with you~" I shook my head again, "No baby. You need to sleep."

He looked up at me and smirked, "I want to sleep with you~"

"No."

He ran his hands up my torso then wrapped his arms around my neck, "Why~ I'm giving you my consent to do whatever you want~" He giggled, "Whatever~ You~ Want~"

I smiled at him, "Whatever I want?"

"Mhm~"

I smirked, "Then how about..... go to bed."

Kurapika groaned, "But whyyy?" I took his arms off from around my neck, "If you want to fuck. Fuck yourself." I patted his head, "Okay baby."

"I'm not a baby~" He slurred. I chuckled, "Let's go to bed now."

"You'll go to bed~ Like you said, if I want to fuck then I can fuck myself~" He smiled at me, "I can barley walk please carry me."

I laughed, "Okay."

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I know last chapter I said it would be sad but I forgot that it was @LocalWeeb11037 's birthday. So happy birthday and next chapter will be sad.