Leopika Oneshots

Frogs

Leorio POV

"Leorio! Look what I got!"

I looked up at Kurapika and smiled, "What did you get?" He held up a box in-front of me with a smile, "Ta-da!"

I sighed, "Please don't tell me it's another cat."

He shook his head, "It's not, sadly, but it is something~ Guess!"

"Dog?"

"No~"

"Shame, a child?"

"What? No?"

"Another box?"

"No."

"Clothes and or shoes."

"Nope."

I shook my head and chuckled, "I don't know, tell me." He sighed, "Fine, but a clue to what it is: it's an animal." I shrugged, "I don't know, my boyfriend senses don't seem to be working."

He set the box down in-front of me, "A lot of people don't like them."

I backed away from the box, "A snake?"

"I would never."

I relaxed, "Okay. Is it some sort of insect? Like an ant or sp-" He glared at me, "Don't even finish that sentence." I nodded, "Okay my love."

He sat down beside me, "It can go high up in the air."

"Bird?"

He smirked, "Nope." I looked at the box, "Are there holes in this thing?" He rolled his eyes, "Duh."

I chuckled, "Of course you did. It it a bat?" He shook his head, "Nah."

I leaned back against the couch, "I give up. What is it?"

His eyes lit up and began to excitedly open the box, "It is full of.....frogs with hats! And a house. And food. And water. But most importantly, hats!"

I looked in the box to see a tiny house with a "pool" the owners of the house were frogs, wearing hats.

Kurapika smiled, "They aren't hard to take care of. Plus I already named them: the one with the top hat is Pario, the one with the flower is Hoppy, the one with the baseball cap is Pietro, the one with the bear hat is Ribbit, and the one with the cowboy hat is your choice."

"Hmm.....he looks like a Pablo."

Kurapika looked up at me confused, "Pablo?" I nodded, "Mhm, he has such a fancy hat so he should deserve a fancy name."

"I wouldn't say that's a fancy-"

"Shhh, let me enjoy this." I picked up the frog with the cowboy hat (also known as Pablo), "Cinta Cinta bitch."

Kurapika looked at me confused. I glanced at him, "I said 'Ribbit Ribbit' in Spanish." He nodded, "Ah, okay."

I looked at him, "Why frogs?" He shrugged, "I love frogs."

"You seem like the type of person to hate them." He shook his head, "Nope, absolutely love them."

"What a coincidence because I love frogs too. We have so much in common don't we best friend?" He laughed, "Leorio we're engaged!" I smiled, "I know, it was a little joke." I kissed his nose then looked back at Pablo and played with his legs lightly.

Kurapika smiled, "I named two after our childhood best friends."

I smiled back at him, "I heard. Thank you for that." He nodded, "Of course. I thought it would only be fair if mine was named Pario and you didn't have one named Pietro. But I also named two by myself but you got to name one by yourself!"

I nodded, "Yeah and he's fucking awesome." Kurapika laughed. I chuckled, "So we're frog parents now huh?"

"Mhm."

"I love my frog children."

"Me too." He laughed.