Leopika Oneshots

Happy Anniversary

Kurapika POV

I sighed, it's our anniversary but Leorio's at work. He at least sent me flowers and chocolate-covered strawberries, it's just not the same. 

I took a bite of the chocolates, I honestly don't want Leorio to come home. I took off work again, Leorio would be livid because "You don't make money if you don't go to work!" which is correct. But all my co-workers hate me because I'm apparently "a bitch" and "overdramatic or "annoying as hell", well at least the kids like me.  

I ran my hand on my thighs, I had nothing to do. At least the strawberries are good.

I tapped my fingers on the coffee table and listened to the clock ticking. Leorio should be home in about...ten hours, great. 

I laid back and sighed yet again. 

Leorio opened the door, "I ran away...from them. Happy Anniversary!"

Leorio kissed me on the cheek, "I love you." 

He laid his head on my lap. I raised my hands up out of my lap, Leorio shocked me and so did his accent, he always talks in his American accent.

"What's up with you? You never act like this," I chuckled, "It's like you're a dog."

Leorio put his hand on my thigh, "We had a celebration for my rehab and I drank a tiny bit."

"Leorio you're for sure not a light-weight, don't tell me it was only a bit," I began to stroke his hair, "You deserve on last drink, no drugs though."

Leorio hummed, "I couldn't drive home, but I made it. I got on the bus and ran! Like Gonzalo Pineda, but taller." 

He looked up, his face was flushed and he was sweating, "You love me right? I love you a lot, very much. You're so handsome and sweet. You make my life better, sometimes you make it worse, but mostly better. So much better, all I wanna do is kiss you till you pass out. ¡Ay! Mwah! ¡Te amo! ¡Mucho! Cásate conmigo mi amor, oh por favor hazlo. ¡Oh, espera, todos estamos listos para casarnos! Ah mi sueño se hizo realidad. ¿Kurapito?"

"You're speaking Spanish, I don't speak Spanish, Leo."

"I'm sorry, I didn't even realize," He yawned.

I chuckled, "It's okay." 

Leorio kissed my thigh, "You're the best boyfriend I have ever had, I can't say husband because you're the only husband I ever had."

"I sure hope I am."

"You are, I promise, I swear to the all mighty God in the sky, okay? Do I have a anniversary gift?"

"It's 'an', and yes, but you can get it once you're sober. I don't want you to ruin it."

Leorio sat up, "I won't ruin it! I promise, please! Kurapika!"

I laughed, "Go to bed, you need to sober up. You'll be hungover tomorrow too. So please Hunny, drink some water then go to bed."

He sighed, "Okay, but can you lay in bed with me? And kiss me? And walk me there because I forget where our...what's it called? La recámara."

"Bedroom?"

He nodded, "Yeah, that thing. Take me away, I can't walk that well. I ran here and I'm drunk, so I need help and love."

I laughed at him again, "Of course baby."