Leopika Oneshots

Food Fight

Third Person POV
(TW: light cussing)

Kurapika looked up from his book, it has been hours since Leorio left their room. "What is he doing in there?" Kurapika wondered aloud.

He was starting to get bored and didn't want to bother Leorio without a good reason so he decided he was going to bake cookies.

Kurapika grabbed an apron and tied it around his waist along with putting his hair up in a ponytail.

The blond sighed and looked around for the cookie recipe. After a few minutes he finally found it, on top of the fridge.

"There's no way I can reach that." Kurapika muttered. He put his knee in the counter and began to climb up. He stood up on top of the counter stumbling only a bit. The boy reached up to grab the box of recipes losing his balance causing him to fall backwards on his back leaving him winded.

Just then Leorio opened the door, "Kurapika? What was that? Are you okay?" When Kurapika didn't answer he rushed into the kitchen, "What happened? Did you fall?"

Kurapika nodded then pointed to his neck. "Can you breathe? It's okay take some deep breathes. You should have just told me you couldn't reach."

Kurapika finally caught his breath he nodded, "I just thought you were busy and didn't want to bother you. I'm sorry Leorio."

Leorio sighed, "It's okay baby. What were you trying to get?" Kurapika pointed to the box of recipes, "The recipes. I was going to make something for you so you could get your mind off work."

Leorio chuckled, "Why don't we make it together? Would you like that?" Kurapika nodded, "Mhm."

Leorio stood up and grabbed the recipes off the fridge, "What did you want to bake?" There was silence before Kurapika answered, "Cookies, the ones with chocolate chips."

"Chocolate chip cookies?" Kurapika nodded, "Yeah those." Leorio bent down next to Kurapika, "Can you get up?"

"Duh, I hurt my back not my legs, nothing new. Happens all the time I can walk." Kurapika stood up, "You get the sugar, salt, flour, chocolate chips, baking soda, brown sugar-"

"Brown sugar?"

"Yes, now I'll get everything else." Leorio patted Kurapika on the head, "Your mood changed quickly."

Kurapika shrugged, "I'm happy because we're baking together, but I won't be if you don't get the fucking ingredients."

"Okay damn."

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Kurapika set the eggs down, "That's all the ingredients. So let's get started, Leorio preheat the oven to three-hundred-fifty Fahrenheit, then get the butter and sugar. I'll get the water and- You didn't grab the baking soda. Ugh."

"Sorry."

"Why didn't you listen?" Kurapika turned around but before he turn back around something hit his back.

"Leorio, what was that?"

"Sugar."

Kurapika turned around, "Well then. You want a face full of baking soda?"

"Excuse-"

Before he could finish his sentence Kurapika threw the baking soda at his face. Leorio chuckled, "Why you little shit."

"You started it."

"I know, and I sure as hell won't let a five seven man beat me."

"Did you just insult my height! Oh you are ON!" Kurapika grabbed the box of butter and threw it a Leorio.

"Hey! Watch where you're throwing little man!"

Kurapika scoffed, "What do you want to be thrown in your face next? Would water work? I think it will." Kurapika splashed him with water then laughed.

Leorio threw a handful of flour at Kurapika. "Watch the hair tall boy!"

"Sorry ma'am."

Kurapika threw salt at Leorio and laughed, "Stop being so salty Leorio!"

"Wow you're hysterical, straight up hilarious! I'm laughing my ass off. You are so fucking funny, ha ha ha!" Leorio picked up the bag of chocolate chips, "You like chocolate?"

Kurapika grabbed an egg, "Try me." Before either of them could do anything there was a knock on the door. Kurapika sighed, "I'll get it."

Kurapika opened the door still covered in ingredients, "Oh hi Samantha!"

"Hi," their neighbor said, "I'm sorry to be rude but do you think you guys could be a little quieter? My baby is trying to sleep and you know that the walls are thin and everything. I'm extremely sorry."

"Oh no it's fine, I understand. We'll quiet down, and no need to apologize it's our fault and we should be sorry. Goodbye have a good afternoon." Kurapika closed the door and rolled his eyes, "I hate that bitch."

He walked back into the kitchen and walked over to Leorio, "Samantha's kid is trying to sleep so we should probably clean up this mess then ourselves."

Leorio chuckled and wrapped his arms around Kurapika, "Yeah, this kitchen is a mess. Does your back still hurt?"

Kurapika shrugged, "Nothing I cant handle."

Leorio smiled, "Of course you can handle it." Leorio kissed Kurapika's forehead, "You're my strong little boy."

"I'm not little." Leorio lifted Kurapika's chin, "I guess you could say that." Kurapika scoffed, "Whatever."

Leorio and Kurapika kissed for a few seconds before Kurapika smiled and cracked an egg on Leorio's head.

"I win."