Leopika Oneshots

Cookies

Kurapika POV

"Leorio!" I called, "I need the flour!" I heard him groan, "Is this going to end up like the last time we baked?"

"No! Now get me the flour!"

Leorio walked into the kitchen and grabbed the flour and handed it to me, "You couldn't have walked over to get it?" I shook my head, "Egg, all over my hands."

Leorio sighed, "Are there eggs on your tiny hands now?"

"No, I just wash- hey! My hands aren't tiny!" Leorio chuckled, "Compared to mine they are." I wiped my hands on my apron, "Let me see. Hold your hands up." Leorio shrugged and held up his hands, I put my hands against his and frowned, "My hands are small?"

Leorio smiled, "I told you so."

I shook my head, "Don't 'I told you so' me!" Leorio leaned down to my height, "It's okay. It's not your fault you're tiny." I slapped him, "I'm not tiny! I'm literally like two inches under average height!"

Leorio touched his face, "Ow."

"I'm sorry."

"Don't hit me Kurapika." He growled. I looked away from him, "I'm sorry. It was just reflex." Leorio slammed his hand against the table, "That's not reflex! Reflex is pulling your hand away when something's hot or when you gag when something is being shoved down your throat!"

I looked up at him, "Are you okay? You sound really angry because-"

"Would you like to be slapped across the fucking the face? Would you Kurapika? Because I will fucking slap you!" I shook my head, "Please don't." Leorio ran his finger through his hair, "God damn it Kurapika! Just make the fucking cookies!"

I looked down at the bowl, "Yes sir." I've learned over the years that if you say 'Yes sir.' to answer Leorio when he's angry it helps him calm down, if it's me.

I finished making the cookie batter and put them in the oven.

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I got the cookies out of the oven and set them on the counter to cool. I walked into the living room, "Leorio the cookies are cooling down." Leorio sighed, "Okay."

I sat down on the couch, "So you're not going to apologize?"

"Why should I say sorry? You're the one who fucking slapped me!" I looked at him, "I said sorry two times! You never apologized for yelling and threatening me! You threatened to slap me!"

"You did slap me Kurapika!"

I stood up, "I'm sorry!" Leorio also stood up, "Don't apologize! Don't fucking apologize! Just don't! You apologized already!"

"I know! I know I did Leorio! You just-"

Leorio grabbed my shirt, "Shut up! Kurapika I don't want you to say anything else about it! You need to know when to stop talking! I'm sorry! There I said it! I'm sorry!"

"Leorio let go of me." Leorio didn't put me down instead he threw me on the couch (well not throw, more like a push) before walking to our room.

I stayed in the couch for a bit before I walked into the bedroom and looked at the floor, "Do you want to help me decorate the cookies? We should do something together, I think it would help us make up."

Leorio sighed, "Sure."

We walked into the kitchen and I got out the icing and sprinkles, "The different cookie shapes are Christmas trees, gingerbread men, snowflakes, stockings, stars, and Santa!" Leorio was silent for a second, "Santa?"

"Mhm! If you don't want to do decorate them I can-"

Leorio hugged me, "I'm so sorry for yelling and threatening you. And also throwing you on the couch. I feel terrible, I just have a difficult time apologizing. I don't want to hurt you and I don't want to yell at you. I just don't like getting slapped."

"Why?"

"Let's leave that conversation for another time okay?" He pulled away from the hug, "Now let's decorate these cookies." Most of the cookies looked decent, except for the Santa ones, they looked terrible but they tasted good.