Take Your Boyfriend To Work Day

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Leorio's POV

"Kurapika you can't come to work with me." I said while putting on my coat. Kurapika crossed his arms, "Why not?"

"Because we have a very complicated case and I can't have any distractions, I'm the 'leader' of this team. The House without drugs, or a limp for that matter."

Kurapika grabbed his coat and put on his flats, "I'm coming with you."

I sighed, "Kurapika, please don't be difficult. I need to be there as soon as I can and you aren't helping me figure out what their diagnosis is."

"Cancer."

"You don't even know their symptoms." I opened the door and headed downstairs with Kurapika closely behind, "Tell me them then."

"So far we got vertigo, dizziness, lightheaded, and motion sickness." We got to the bottom floor and went outside.

"Uhhh, I don't know."

"Exactly. Wait a minute! You're still in your pajamas you can't come to work with me." I looked at him as he pouted.

"I still am, just say I'm your kid or something, I look young enough and you look old enough."

"Go back to the apartment." I growled, Kurapika scoffed, "Open the car door Leorio, I'm going to work with you whether you like it or not."

I opened the car door, "Get in. I'm going to be late." He smiled at his victory and got on the car.

"I will never forgive you if the patient is dead when I get there."

"They won't be."

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As soon as I walked into my office my team went wild yelling my name. I sighed heavily before speaking, "One person at a time jeez. Johnson, you're the smart one here got any ideas?"

"Could be ménière's disease?"

I shook my head, "No signs of hearing loss. Smith?"

"Labyrinthitis."

"Again no hearing loss or rapid involuntary eye movement. McDowell you got anything?"

"Could just be dehydrated."

The entire room went silent before a burst of comments:

"Are you a fucking idiot?"
"How dumb are you?"
"Fire him."
And my all time favorite: "Wait who's she?" Dr.Smith pointed to Kurapika behind me.

"He's my stubborn, bratty, bossy, yet adorable boyfriend." Kurapika smiled at my team, "Nice to meet you."

I looked at Kurapika, "Go sit down while I talk with my team."  He nodded and went inside my personal office. "Dr.Paladiknight, our patient is in her sixty's so we wouldn't know about hearing loss, we would just think it's normal for her age."

Dr.Smith nodded her head, "I agree with Johnson, we should test for Labyrinthitis."

I nodded and pointed at the door, "Okay, Smith, you go test her. Johnson, you watch the patient to see if she shows any new symptoms. And McDowell you go get Kurapika an iced-coffee and muffin and me just a normal coffee."

Dr.McDowell rolled his eyes and headed to the cafeteria. Kurapika popped his head out of my personal office, "Are you coming?"

I groaned, "Yeah whatever."

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Thirty minutes later all three of my team members walked in. McDowell handed me my coffee and Kurapika his muffin and coffee, Johnson walked in covered in vomit, and Smith walked in with negative test results, "Jeez, what happened to you."

"She vomited, all over me."

Kurapika took a sip of his drink, "We see that." I rolled my eyes, "Any new ideas?" Everyone shook their head.

Kurapika looked up, "Benign per-por-par? Whatever, BVVP."

Dr.Smith looked at him, "Where'd you hear about?"

He shrugged, "One of Leorio's medical books. I read them when I'm home alone and have nothing to do."

I looked at him, "Why didn't you say that sooner!"

"You guys are the licensed doctors, not me!" I sighed, "Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo can't be tested, we just gotta hope we're right. McDowell go get the medication, Johnson, go clean up. Smith and Kurapika come with me."

I stood up and began to walk to the patients room with the two closely behind, "Kurapika, next time tell us right away."

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Kurapika's diagnosis was correct, and damn is he cocky about it. He smiled the entire way home and said he needed a reward.

So I bought pizza.

We watched movies the entire night and ate pizza and popcorn. He fell asleep on my shoulder around the fifth Harry Potter movie and I fell asleep during the last one.

But we had fun he is after all my stubborn, bratty, bossy, yet adorable boyfriend.

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