Middle Earth Mayhem

Legolas's new hair

Lindir: (Stuffing his face in chocolate) NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

Galadriel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Lindir: (Looks up) Um...

Galadriel: (Puts hands on hips) Who's chocolate is that?!

Lindir: ... Arwen's?

Galadriel: Oh dear! She'll kill you when she finds out...

Lindir: (Mouth full) What did you want anyway?

Galadriel: I can't hear what you're saying!

Lindir: (Swallows) What did you want?

Galadriel: AbbeyKdabby has a dare for you!

Lindir: For me?

Galadriel: YES!!!! THATS WHAT I SAID!!!!

Lindir: Okay okay... What is this dare?

Galadriel: (Hands over some hair curlers) Convince Legolas to curl his hair!

Lindir: Okay... I have no idea what will happen... (Goes on an eagle to Mirkwood)

Boromir: One does not simply fly into Mirkwood!

Lindir: (Holding curlers) Oh Leggi Leggi Leggi!

Legolas: What do you want?! Also, please don't call me that!

Lindir: Sorry. (Hands him curlers) Curl your hair!

Legolas: Why?

Lindir: It will look cool!

Legolas: What do you know about cool?

Lindir: A lot, actually!

Legolas: Well, I'll give it a go... (Curls hair)

Lindir: You missed a bit!

Legolas: I KNOW!!!! (Curls it) Tah dah!!! How do I look?

Lindir: (Laughing on the floor) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Legolas: WHAT?! (Looks in a mirror) What's wrong?!

Lindir: YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Boromir: Wait! Legolas isn't a girl?

Legolas: OF COURSE IM NOT A GIRL!!!

Boromir: ARGH!!! WHATS GOING ON WITH THIS WORLD?! (Runs around and crashes into a tree and gets his head stuck)

Lindir: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Legolas: Do you have any straighteners?

Lindir: Nope! You'll have to go and ask your father!!!

Legolas: But he'll see my hair!!!!

Lindir: Yup.

Legolas: You are SOOO mean!!!

Lindir: I know...

Legolas: Okay, I'll ask!!! (Walks inside the palace) Ada?

Thranduil: Yes? How can I- What did you do to your hair?!

Legolas: LINDIR MADE ME!!!!! (Bursts out crying)

Thranduil: Well, I'll have to have a word with him then... Here! (Chucks Legolas some straighteners) Use these! I'll be back...

Lindir: (Sighs) That was soooo funny!!! I can't believe-

Thranduil: (Grabs Lindir's collar) GET OUT OF MY KINGDOM, RIVENDELL SCUM!!!!

Lindir: ARGH!!!! (Runs away) THE SASS WILL DESTROY OUR NORMALITY!!!! ARGH!!!! (Jumps onto an eagle and flys back to Rivendell)

Boromir: That was quick...

Thranduil: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Boromir: THE SASS!!!!! (Runs back to Gondor)