Middle Earth Mayhem

Legolas is in trouble

Legolas: (Is having a nice sunny
walk in Mirkwood)

Galadriel: LEGOLAS!!!!!

Legolas: (Falls backwards in shock and rolls down a hill)

Galadriel: (Catches him up)

Legolas: Woah! You scared me, crazy woman!

Galadriel: GRRRR!!! I have been sent to send you a dare!

Legolas: Stop using the word 'sent'! Okay... What is this 'dare' you speak of!

Galadriel: It's Random_Elf! She says you have to punch Tauriel in the face!

Legolas: What?! I'm not doing that! She's my friend!

Galadriel: I think you're scared of her!

Legolas: No! I'm not scared! (Puffs out chest) I'm not scared of anything!

Tauriel: (Comes up to them) Hey guys!

Legolas: (Gets startled by her and jumps into her arms) Wait! What? (Punches her in the face)

Tauriel: (Drops Legolas) OW!!!!

Legolas: (Crawls into a corner and starts screaming) DON'T HURT ME!!!!

Tauriel: AAAARGH!!!! (Starts hitting Legolas) WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Legolas: ARGH! STOP!!!!

Tauriel: NEVER!!!

Legolas: IT WASN'T ME!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!

Tauriel: (Stops and crosses her arms) WHO WAS IT THEN?!

Legolas: It was a dare! It was Random_Elf! She made me do it!!!!

Tauriel: Yeah! Sure it was! (Continues to slap Legolas)

Legolas: (Screams in a corner)

Galadriel: I'm just gonna go... (Side steps away)