Warning! Spoilers!
The company are going to watch BOTFA)
Ori: I'm so excited!
Kili: Yeah! It's going to be great!!!
Galadriel: (Running after them) WAIT!!!! I WANT TO COME!!!!
Gandalf: Oh no...
Thorin: Not her again...
Legolas: I want to come too!!!
Bofur: Not that joker!
(At the movie)
Fili: Argh!!! It's going to be great!!!
(Smaug is attacking Laketown)
Gandalf: Well, I missed a heck of a party!
Bilbo: Um... Gandalf? Are you even watching the same film as us?
Gandalf: Yup!
Bilbo: (Looks scared) Okay then...
(Bard is shooting Smaug when Bain appears)
Dwalin: It's that toilet boy!
Balin: Toilet boy?! Is that really what you call him?
(Thranduil comes to Dale)
Legolas: Ugh! My ada is even more annoying in film!!!!
(Bard is trying to negotiate with Thorin)
Fili: BWAHAHAHAAHAHABAAAA!!!! Lol, uncle! Your like and he's like!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Everyone: Shhhhhhh!
(Bilbo is talking with Thranduil and Bard)
Bilbo: That bit where Thranduil accused me of stealing his keys was so awkward!!!!
(The battle begins)
Gandalf: I look awesome!
(Galadriel goes blue and weird)
Galadriel: Is that really what I look like?!
(Fili dies)
Fili: (Spits and chokes on popcorn) I DIE???!!!!
(Kili dies)
Kili: (Spits and chokes on popcorn) I DIE???!!!!
(Azog dies, well, pretends to)
Thorin: (Screams like a girl when Azog's eyes open)
Legolas: Shut up!!!
Thorin: Sorry...
(Thorin dies)
Thorin: That's awkward... I thought I was invicible!!!
Galadriel: Ha lol!
(The end of the movie)
(Everyone is crying their heads off apart from Gandalf who is dying in a fit of laughter)
Bilbo: I'm actually quite scared now!
Gloin: Um... Gandalf? Were you even watching 'the hobbit'?
Gandalf: (Looks up from his tablet that is playing 'The Harry Hill Movie') What did you say?
Gloin: Nothing.
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!