Thranduil: (Humming)
Galadriel: Dare time!!!!
Thranduil: (Falls backwards) WOAH!!!
Galadriel: Hahahahaha!!!!
Thranduil: Ugh! It's not funny!!! Help me up!!!
Galadriel: Oh, alright! (Helps him up)
Thranduil: What do you want, peasant?
Galadriel: I'm not a peasant!! I have way more power than you!!
Thranduil: Don't give me that sass!!!
Galadriel: What the heck is sass?!
Thranduil: What yo givin' me!!!
Galadriel: Okay...
Thranduil: What do you want?!
Galadriel: I said DARE TIME!!!!
Thranduil: Not again!!! What's the dare?
Galadriel: AbbeyWhite0 dares you to have a tea party with Legolas, Gimli and someone from Minis Tirith!
Thranduil: Oh that's hardly a dare!!! It will be a piece of cake!! Get it? CAKE!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Galadriel: (Facepalm)
(Later)
Thranduil: So, Gimli. How's your jumper going?
Gimli: Very well! I've been up since dawn and it's almost fini- (Falls asleep)
Thranduil: Okay... Legolas, how is your homework going?
Legolas: Almost done, Ada, but I'm stuck on question... 1.
Thranduil: (Sighs) How are you almost done, Legolas?
Legolas: There was only one question!
Thranduil: Oh. And who are you?
Random Minis Tririth guy: I don't know...
Thranduil: Nice to meet you! Do you have a name?
RMTG: I don't know.
Thranduil: Well, this is awkward!!!
Orc: Don't you mean Orcward?!
Ward: Don't you mean Awkwarg?!
Thranduil: (Facepalms)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!