Middle Earth Mayhem

Gollum's frenemy

Gollum: (Singing) Trololol Trololol!

Galadriel: I love that song!!!! It's great!!!

Gollum: What does it want?!

Galadriel: I found you a friend!

Gollum: I already have a friend!

Nazgul: SCREECH!

Gollum: Yes, I meant you, precious!

Galadriel: Well, I thought you would like another one!

Gollum: What is it?

Dobby: Hello, master!

Gollum: (Confused) It looks like us! What is it, precious?

Dobby: Dobby is a house-elf, sir! (Bows)

Gollum: It's posh!

Dobby: Dobby isn't posh!!!

Gollum: Yes it is!!!!

Dobby: No he's not!!!

Gollum: ARGH!!! Get this weird elf mutant away from me!!!

Dobby: (Sad) Dobby will find a different master...

Gollum: Oh, fine, precious!!! But it must like PO-TAY-TOES!!!!!

Dobby: Oh! Yes, Dobby likes potatoes!!!

Gollum: It's not potatoes, it's PO-TAY-TOES!!!!!

Dobby: Okay...

Gollum: (Cooks chips) Stupid fat hobbit taught us to make chips!!!!

Dobby: Who's stupid fat hobbit?

Gollum: Well, it would know if it meets a fat hobbit who is stupid!

Dobby: Oh, of course. (Eats a potato) Ewww... it's cold and gross!

Gollum: That's because it's not chips!!!!

Dobby: Dobby wants chips!!!!

Legolas: Did someone say chips?!

Gollum: Yes, but it's ours!!!

Legolas: Who's this? (Looks at Dobby)

Dobby: Dobby is a house-elf! (Bows)

Legolas: HAHAHAHAHHA!!! You're the funniest looking elf I've ever seen! You look like my Ada with no makeup!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Gollum: Don't laugh at it's own jokes, precious!!

Legolas: (Sarcastically) Sorry...

Dobby: Where's chips?!

Gollum: PATIENCE!!! They're hot! (Gives Dobby chips)

Dobby: (Stuffs them in his face) NOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

Gollum: CAREFUL!!!

Dobby: YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!!!!

Gollum: It ates them all!!!! We wants some!!! (Puts his hand down Dobby's throat) GIVE US PO-TAY-TOES!!!!

Dobby: NEVER!!!!

Legolas: This is weird!!! (Backs away)