Middle Earth Mayhem

Ori reads a Creepy Pasta

Ori: (Browsing the Gondornet on Thorin's Elftop)

Fili: Hey Ori! Watcha doing?

Ori: I don't know. Just passing the time... (Playing a My Little Pony game)

Fili: Dude, that is not cool! You need to man up a bit, especially if your in 'The Company'!

Ori: How?

Fili: Do you get scared of ghost stories?

Ori: (Stands up and Elftop smashes on the floor) IM NOT AFRAID!!! Oops...

Fili: That's a shame... (Looks at Elftop) I'm sure Gandalf can fix it!!

Gandalf: (Waves hands) Abracadabra!

Fili: Yay!

Ori: (Claps for Gandalf) Well done!!!

Gandalf: (Bows and rides away)

Ori: You were saying?

Fili: Ok, to prove to Thorin that you are tough, you have to read...

Ori: ...

Fili: A CREEPY PASTA!!!

Ori: What's so scary about pasta?

Fili: It's just what it's called, okay?

Ori: Okay...

Fili: Here! Read that one! (Points to a link)

Ori: Okay... (Clicks on it and reads)

Fili: (Sneaks out while sniggering)

(Later)

Thorin: Everybody!!! Get your weapons ready!!! The elves have arrived!!!

Dwarves: (Battle cheer) ARGH!!!

Thorin: Come with me! (Leads everyone to the door)

Thranduil: Give us the gems and we won't attack!

Thorin: NEVER!!!

Thranduil: THEN PREPARE TO TASTE THE STING OF MY BLADE!!

Ori: (Sees Thranduil and points) ARGH!!!! ITS SLENDERMAN!!!!

Thranduil: Why thank you! I am thin aren't i?

Ori: HES GOING TO KILL US!!

Thranduil: Yes, yes I will!

Ori: ARGH!!! RUN AWAY!!! (Runs into a cave and hides)

Gollum: What is it, precious?

Ori: ARGH!!!! SAVE ME!!! ITS THE RAKE!!!! HES COMING FOR ME!!! (Runs out into Mordor)

Gollum: Well that was rude!

Ori: (Sees Sauron) ARGH!!! ITS EYELESS JACK!!!!!

Sauron: Excuse me! I have an eye! It's over there! (Points to Eye of Sauron) AND A MOUTH!!! (Points to Mouth of Sauron)

Ori: ARGH!!! ITS CREEPY!!! RUN AWAY!!!

Sauron: (Sits down and sighs) I'm not the hobbit I used to be anymore...

Mouth of Sauron: We were a hobbit?!

Sauron: Yes...

Mouth of Sauron: How did we get like this?

Sauron: Do you remember the incident with THE KOALA!!!

Mouth of Sauron: Of course! How could we forget?

Sauron: It was a very evil koala.

Mouth of Sauron: Yes, yes it was.

Ori: (Bumps into Thorin)

Thorin: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Ori: The creeeeeepy pasta! The creeeeeeepy pasta! (Shaking)

Thorin: Okay... (Looks at Balin) I think he's mad!

Ori: Read this! (Shows Thorin creepy pasta)

(Later)

Thorin: (Hears tapping at window) ARGH!!! (Grabs sword) FLEE SLENDER!!!!

Smaug: LET ME IN!!!! IM NOT SLENDERMAN!!! I'm way to fat!!!

Thorin: (Sees Smaug) Oh sorry! (Let's him inside)

Smaug: Thanks! There was this guy stalking me! He was weird. He had no face and wore a suit! What's up with him? (Looks back to Thorin) Thorin? Where are you?

Thorin: (Hiding in cupboard) DONT LET HIM SEE ME!!!

Smaug: Who? This guy? (Looks at Slender who is next to him)

Thorin: ARGH!!!!!

Smaug: Ok, Slendy! Back off! Can't you see he's scared?

Slenderman: ...

Smaug: Okay... Back to Mordor with you!!! (Grabs Slender in talon and flys to Mordor)

Thorin: He'll never stop chasing you!!!! Beware beware!!

Lindir: (Takes off Slender costume) Lol!