Middle Earth Mayhem

The better archery competion

Bard: (Still shooting Smaug) YOU WILL FALL!!!!

Smaug: NO BLADE CAN PIERCE ME!!!!!

Bard: THESE ARE NOT BLADES!!!!! THEY ARE ARROWS!!!! IDIOT!!!!!

Smaug: TALK TO THE CLAW 'CAUSE THE FACE AIN'T LISTENIN'!!!!!

Legolas: Hey, Bard! I bet I can shoot down Smaug before you!

Smaug: Not this again.

Bard: You're on!!!!! (Starts shooting Smaug)

Tauriel: (Riding on a whale) Hey!!! I wanna join!!!!

Kili: (Rides majestically in on a majestic horse stuffed with majesty) WAIT FOR ME!!!! And if I win... then I get to kiss who I like!

Legolas: Oh fine... (Stroppy) But you better let me win!!!!

Bard: That's not fair!!!!! NO CHEATING!!!!!!

Legolas: NEVER!!!!!!

Kili: Come on!!!! Let's be fair!!!

Legolas: FINE!!!!

Galadriel: Ok... 3... 2... 1... GO!!!!

(All start shooting)

Smaug: ARGH!!!! YOU WILL BURN!!!! (Breathes fire)

Tauriel: (Uses her hair to shield everyone) FORCE FIELD!!! ACTIVATE!!!!!

Legolas: Phew!!! Thanks, babe!

Tauriel: ...

Bard: Awkward!

Smaug: WHAT THE HELL?! I WANT FORCE FIELD HAIR!!!!

Tauriel: WELL YOU CANT!!!!!

Smaug: (Growls) I AM FIRE, I AM-

Bard: A LOSER!!!

Legolas: EDWARD CULLEN!!!!

Kili: (Jokingly punches Legolas) Ha! Good one!!!! NOW DIE!!! (Continues shooting Smaug)

Bard: YOU WILL DIE AND SAY DEAD!!!

Smaug: NEVER!!!!

Kili: GOODBYE!!! (Shoots Smaug's "special place" and kills him) I GOT HIM!!!

Tauriel: UGH!!!!

Legolas: YOU OBVIOUSLY CHEATED!!!

Bard: IS THAT TILDA CALLING ME? (Backs away out of the argument)

Kili: HA!!!! YOURE JUST SORE LOSERS!!! Now I get to kiss someone! But who...?

Legolas: MEMEMMEMEM!!!

Kili: Uh.... No!!!! I choose...

Tauriel: (Steps out) I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

Kili: Cool, ok babe!!!! (Kisses Tauriel)

Legolas: NOOOOOO!!!!

Kili: HAHAHHAA!! Is little Leggy jealous?

Legolas: No!!!

Kili: Yeah. Sure.

Legolas: (Runs away crying) WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Lindir: (Eating popcorn) Hahaha!! That was great!!! A great lol indeed... Indeed...