Middle Earth Mayhem

That was quick...

Legolas: (Walking through Mirkwood)

Galadriel: Hey mister!! Get over here!!!!

Legolas: Hello, my lady! (Bows) How may I help you?

Galadriel: Actually, I have a dare from Racheldewen for you!

Legolas: Go on then!!! I can do anything!!! (Heroic pose)

Galadriel: Well, you'll never do this one!

Legolas: What is it then?

Galadriel: Leave the woodland realm!!!! (Evil laugh)

Legolas: I was already doing that!!!

Galadriel: Oh, well... This is awkward... What are you planning to do?

Legolas: Well, I was gonna build myself a little house, perhaps in the Shire! I don't know really...

Galadriel: I thought your father said you had to meet Aragorn!

Legolas: He ain't my king anymore!!! Hasta luego, tontos!!! (Runs away)

Gollum: I didn't know he spoke my language!!

Galadriel: YOU'RE SPANISH!!!! I didn't know that!!

Gollum: There's a lot of stuff you don't knows about me... (Evil grin)

Galadriel: Okay... I'm gonna just go... (Side steps away)