Galadriel: KILI!!!
Kili: (Screams) ARGH!!! I don't want to be dared!!!
Galadriel: No! I have a question from sara_1270.
Kili: Oh gosh! Is it life threatening?
Galadriel: It's just a question... sara_1270 asked "What about Tauriel attracted you?"
Kili: She's just so pretty and awesome and she's got a wicked sense of humour and she saved my life and she's just so cool!!!
Tauriel: Hey, watcha talking about?
Galadriel: You. He's telling the world what was attractive about you.
Tauriel: Oh really, go on then...
Kili: Um... (Blushes) I wasn't talking about you... I was talking about... Arwen!
Tauriel: WHAT?!
Kili: Yeah, Arwen!!
Arwen: Awwwwww... Thanks, stranger!
Galadriel: Awkward!
Orc: Orcward, don't you mean?
Galadriel: Just... no. Okey dokey!! Kili you can go now. TAURIEL!!!!
Tauriel: Yup?
Galadriel: Doctor_Space asked you "What do you see in Kili?"
Tauriel: Well, he's a skilled archer and he's handsome!
Galadriel: (Starts daydreaming) I agree...
Tauriel: HE'S MINE!!!! MY OWN, MY PRECIOUSSSS!!! (Starts clawing Galadriel)
Galadriel: (Hisses and scratches her)
Arwen: Okay... this is weird!! I'm just gonna go and find Aragorn! (Runs off)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!