Middle Earth Mayhem

Thranduil gets a haircut

Thranduil: (Is brushing his shimmering, long, blonde hair)

Galadriel: (Gracefully creeps up behind him) BOO!!

Thranduil: (Screams) ARGH!!! You nearly scared the fabulousness out of me!!!

Galadriel: Good!

Thranduil: Grrrr!!! What do you want?!

Galadriel: I have a request for you!

Thranduil: A request?

Galadriel: A DARE!!!! (Goes possessed)

Thranduil: Woah!!! Keep your ears on!!!

Galadriel: It is from lotr_love! She hasn't actually given a dare so I'm making one up!!!

Thranduil: Ugh! Great! It's going to be horrible now!

Galadriel: (Starts giggling)

Legolas: (Walks past) Um... What's she laughing about?

Galadriel: (Laughing hysterically)

Legolas: (Pokes her) Hey, woman!!! What's wrong with you???

Galadriel: (Whispers in Legolas's ear)

Legolas: (Starts rolling around on the floor with laughter)

Thranduil: What?! I demand to know!!!!

Galadriel: Okay... (Tries to calm herself down) I dare you... To get an AFRO!!!!!

Thranduil: Cool. (Goes to the hairdressers on his elk)

Galadriel: Wha...

Legolas: Don't worry! He thinks he'll look cool but he won't, trust me!

(Later)

Thranduil: (Bursts through the door fabulously) How do you like it?

Legolas: (Looks at Thranduil with his mouth open) Uh! I thought you would look terrible!

Thranduil: Well you thought wrong!!!

Legolas: (Bursts out of the room crying) WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK FABULOUS ON YOU!!!!!

Thranduil: (Positions a bow in his hair)

lotr_love: Hello!

Thranduil: Hello!!! Thanks for the dare!!! Doesn't it look fabulous??

lotr_love: Yep!!!

Thranduil: Here! Have a GoKart!!! (Hands her a GoKart)

lotr_love: Cool! Thanks!!! (Drives away crazily) MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Thranduil: (Sighs) Fans...