Middle Earth Mayhem

Real love

Tauriel: (Crying while clutching Kili's body) If this is love, I do not want it!

Thranduil: (Feels sympathy for Tauriel)

Tauriel: Take it from me, please! (Bursts into tears) Why does it hurt so much?

Thranduil: (Approaches) Because it was real.

Tauriel: (Kisses Kili)

Azog: (Starts singing Real love by Tom Odell) Real love, it's real! Real love, it's real loooooooove...

Thranduil: SHUT UP!!!! YOU AREN'T HELPING!!!! (Chucks Azog off Ravenhill)

Azog: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Thorin: (In the distance) THANKS THRANDY!!!! YOU ARE TRULEY FABULOUS!!! YOU AVENGED MY FATHER AND MY FATHER'S FATHER! AND ALSO ME!!!

Thranduil: No probs dude!

Tauriel: Why did you do that?! He had a beautiful voice!

Thranduil: He did this! (Gestures to Kili)

Kili: (Eyes open) I'm not really dead! I just wanted Tauriel to kiss me!!!

Thranduil: ...

Tauriel: ... Awwwww... You would play dead for me?

Kili: Anything for you!

Gandalf: It's real love, real! Real love, it's real loooooove...