Middle Earth Mayhem

Eyebrows

Bard: (Sees Galadriel and sneaks up to her)

Galadriel: (In the market admiring a beautiful gown)

Bard: (Hide under the stall)

Galadriel: I think I might bu-

Bard: (Jumps out) ROAR!!!!

Galadriel: (Falls backwards) Nooooooooooooooooo!! (Falls into lake)

Bard: HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! REVENGE!!!!

Galadriel: GET ME OUT!!!

Bard: SWIM!!! USE THOSE ARMS AND LEGS!!!!

Galadriel: YOURE NOT MY FITNESS COACH!!!!!

Bard: WHEN FITNESS IS NEEDED, IM AM A COACH!!!!

Galadriel: ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT?!

Bard: Erm... that came out wrong!!! (Backs away)

Galadriel: ARGH!!!!!

Thranduil: (Jumps out of Laketown costume) When are we having this sass battle?

Galadriel: Um... in the near future?

Thranduil: Whatever, peasants! Adios! (Sassy hair flick and struts out)

Galadriel: Well that was unexpected!

Legolas: ARGH!!!! (Charges at Smaug)

Smaug: YOULL NEVER KILL ME!!! (Flys around)

Legolas: DIE!!! (Runs into lake) BLATHGHFGJKIJNB! I'M DROWNING!!!!!! Wait. I can swim! (Helps Galadriel out of the water)

Galadriel: Thanks!

Bard: Okay, are you done sassing?!

Galadriel: Let me check! Um... YES!!!! Ooooo! This reminds me!

Legolas: Reminds you what?

Galadriel: I have a dare for you two!!!

Legolas: NOO!!

Bard: Okay.

Galadriel: You have to shave off your dad's eyebrows!

Legolas: OMG!!! YESH!!!

Bard: Wha?

Legolas: (Happy) HES GONNA KILL US!!! Wait. That's not good.

Bard: No. No it's not.

Galadriel: Go on then! Off you pop!!

(Mirkwood)

Thranduil: (Combing eyebrows) I must look fabulous while I sleep as well as while I'm awake! (Goes to bed)

Legolas: Come on!

Bard: (Creeps up to Thranduil with scissors) Goodbye eyebrows!! (Snips off eyebrows)

Legolas: This is gonna be amazing! You might want to hide!

Bard: (Hides)

Legolas: (Pokes Thranduil and hides)

Thranduil: (Wakes up and looks in mirror) Did somebody poke my beautiful fa- WHAT THE?!

Legolas and Bard: (Laugh and run away) HAHAHAHHA!!!

Thranduil: MY EYEBROWS!!! Oh well, Beorn let me use his fabulous eyebrow stickers! (Put in eyebrow) Perfect!

Lindir: AHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!!!