Middle Earth Mayhem

Spa Day

Galadriel: Hey!! Hey Thranduil!!!

Thranduil: Ya?

Galadriel: You have a dare, though I think you'll enjoy it!!! You have to have a spa day!!

Thranduil: Dare? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Who sent this in?

Galadriel: Someone named lotr_love...

Thranduil: Oh!!! She's awesome! We're like best buds!!

Galadriel: Great!!!

Thranduil: Leggi?

Legolas: Ya?

Thranduil: Do you wanna come with me to the Rivendell Spa?

Legolas: Okay!

(At Rivendell)

Thranduil: Two day spas please!!!

Legolas: OMG ADA!!! You're so kind!!!

Thranduil: I know I am!!! (Does a twirl and puts on some sunglasses)

Legolas: (Rolls eyes)

Assistant: Hello! May I take you to the spa?

(In the spa)

Thranduil: Can someone do my makeup?

lotr_love: HEY!!!!!!

Thranduil: Oh hello, my friend!!! SELFIE!!!! (Takes selfie with her)

lotr_love: Hey, can I give you a makeover?

Thranduil: Ya!!! I must look fabulous!!!

(Later)

lotr_love: You look as fabulous as... yourself!!!!

Thranduil: Why thank you!!!! I feel honoured!!!

Legolas: Why father you look amazing!!!!

Thranduil: Thank you, my son!!! (Gets up) Well, I must be off now!!! Thanks for the dare, lotr_love!!!! It was awesome!!!!

lotr_love: Come see me anytime!!!!

Thranduil: I will!!! Bye!!! (Waves fabulously and rides away on his elk fabulously then falls fabulously off a fabulous cliff and falls fabulously into the fabulously fabulous water)

Legolas: Noooooo!!!

Thranduil: This water is FABULOUS!!!!!

Legolas: Right Ada!! (Runs away)

Thranduil: Leggi!!!! Come back!!! I can't get out!!!!

Super Hobbit: I'll save you!!! (Flys into the cliff) ARGH!!!!!

Thorin: I'll save you!!! NOT!!!!!

Bard: I'll save you!!!! (Jumps in water) ARGH!!! I can't swim!!! Oh wait! Yes I can!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I'm such an idiot!!! (Saves Thranduil)

Thranduil: Why thank you!!!! (Flys away fabulously)

Bard: Wha...?