Middle Earth Mayhem

Thranduil, Legolas and Tauriel's day out

Thranduil: (Humming to himself while he plaits Legolas's hair)

Legolas: (Pushes his dad away and stands up) Ada, I'm not a girly girl anymore!

Thranduil: (Looks confused) But I thought you looked FABULOUS!!!!

Legolas: I don't want to be fabulous! I want to have an adventure! I want to go to...

Thranduil: (Holds breath)

Legolas: A THEME PARK!!!!

Thranduil: (Falls backwards in shock)

Tauriel: (Catches him) WOAH CRAZY DUDE!!!!

Thranduil: (Brushing himself off) Thank you!

Tauriel: I want to go to a theme park too!!!

Legolas: YAY!!! (Starts dancing around with Tauriel)

Thranduil: STOP!!!

Legolas and Tauriel: ...

Thranduil: That's funny because... I WANT TO GO TOO!!! (Starts dancing)

Legolas and Tauriel: ...

Thranduil: I am offended!

Legolas: I guess he could come... Just don't embarrass me!!!

Thranduil: Oky doky!!

Legolas: (Facepalms)

(At the theme park)

Thranduil: I'm going to get a 'fast track' thingymabob!

Legolas: I can't be bothered...

Tauriel: It's just more money...

Thranduil: Alright then... LOSERS!!!! (Runs off to buy a fast track pass)

(Later)

Legolas and Tauriel: (Queuing for 'The Death Falls')

Legolas: This is going to be so fun!

Tauriel: (Starts jumping up and down in excitement) EEEEEEEEEE!!!

Thranduil: (Runs along the Fast Track path) Adios SUCKERS!!!!

Legolas: Perhaps we should have got a pass!

(Later)

Tauriel: WOW!!! This day was AWESOME!!!! MIDDLE EARTH SHOULD HAVE A THEME PARK!!!!!

Thranduil: I shall make one in my kingdom called Thranduil World!

Legolas: I'm leaving...

Tauriel: Me too...

Thranduil: (Sassy finger click) That was rude!