Middle Earth Mayhem

Peasants... Pt 2

Gollum: (Looking at his reflection in a pool) We wish we were as fabulous as Thranduil...

Nazgul: Screech...

Gollum: Thanks but we aren't pretty, precious!

Galadriel: HELLO!!!!

Gollum: Oh gosh... not her again!

Galadriel: (Sassy) Well dats rude!!!

Gollum: Another dare we thinks...?

Galadriel: Yup!

Gollum: (Moans)

Galadriel: _mirkwood_girl dares you to ask Thranduil how to be fabulous!

Gollum: Okay, precious, but we were gonna do it anyways! (Runs to Mirkwood)

Thranduil: (Brushing his elk) Aren't you a good elk? Yes, yes you are!

Gollum: SCREEEEEECH!!!! (Runs and jumps onto elk)

Thranduil: Ewww! I just brushed him!!! Now there's Gollum slime on ma elk!!! EWWWW!!!

Gollum: Ugh! Calm it, precious! We just wants to ask it!

Thranduil: Ask me what?

Gollum: Ask you how to be fabulous!

Thranduil: Well, I can tell you-

Gollum: As short as you can! The fishes won't live forever!

Thranduil: Peasants... (Rolls eyes) If I may continue... THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED!!!! NOW GET OUT!!!!

Gollum: ARGH!!!! (Runs away)

Thranduil: (Continues grooming his elk) Lindir, can you pass me those ribbons?

Lindir: Here! (Gives him pink ribbons)

Thranduil: (Ties bows in elks fur) There! What do you think?

Lindir: It's um... very... you.

Thranduil: Why thank you! (Sashays away)

Lindir: (Sniggers) Lol!