Pippin: Hey Merry!
Merry: What?
Pippin: You want to go and destroy evil?
Merry: Okay!
(At Dolguldur)
Merry: Pip? I think this place is evil!
Pippin: Don't be scared! (Sees a mushroom) Ooooo! Mushroom!
Merry: No Pip! It's an evil mushroom!
Pippin: What on earth is an evil mushroom! (Laughs and eats the mushroom)
Merry: Nooooooooo!
Sauron: Argh! You ate my Morgul mushroom! You have no idea how hard that was to grow!
Pippin: Oh! (Faints)
Merry: No, Pip! Noooooo!
Arwen: I'll save him! (Magically heals him)
Pippin: Yay! I'm alive!
Merry: I'm going to tell Gandalf that you ate a cursed mushroom!
Pippin: No! Don't! He'll make fun of me!
(Later at Rivendell)
Merry: Hey! Gandalf!
Gandalf: Yes, trouble?
Merry: Pippin ate Sauron's Morgul mushroom!
Gandalf: (Looks at Pippin) Fool of a Took!
Pippin: (Growls at Merry)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!