Bilbo: (Walking up Hobbiton)
Galadriel: Hey Bilbo. "What would you do if your house was being auctioned again?" says Random_Elf.
Bilbo: Wha... How did you get- I don't know!!! (Walks off)
Galadriel: Well, you're about to find out!
Bilbo: What? (Gets to Bag End and sees hobbits holding an auction) What's going on?!
Hobbit: We thought you were dead!!!
Bilbo: I JUST WENT SHOPPING!!!!! I am not dead!!!!!
Hobbit: Do you have any proof that you are Mr Bilbo Baggins?
Bilbo: Yeah, cos I totally waste all the space in my waistcoat carrying around papers with my name on so I can prove that I AM ME!!!!
Hobbit: Go on then.
Bilbo: That was sarcastic!!!!!
Hobbit: Oh dear. You can't have your house back now!
Bilbo: You will let me in my house or you will PERISH!!!
Hobbit: You what?
Bilbo: ARGH!!! (Charges at the hobbits and has a massive fight)
Hobbits: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!!
Smaug: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!!
Bilbo: Sorry, mate!!
Smaug: That's alright, chum!!!
Bilbo: Hahaha!
Smaug: Hahaha!
Hobbits: Hahaha!
Bilbo: (Sneaks inside and blocks the door with books. He picks up a chair and shouts out the window) Nanananama!!! You can't get me!!!!
Hobbits: Say WHAT???!!!!
Bilbo: You come in I'll... I'll... I'll hit you with my chair!!!!!
Hobbits: ARGH!! HE HAS GOT A CHAIR!!! RUN AWAY!!!!
Bilbo: Hahaha! Good old chair!!!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!