Middle Earth Mayhem

Hair

Legolas: (Epically failing at doing push-ups)

Thranduil: You can keep trying to be fabulous but you will never beat me! (Walks off fabulously spreading glitter fabulously as he walks fabulously)

Legolas: (Stops) WAAAAAAA!!! I'm never gonna beat his fabulousness! He's just too FABULOUS!!!

Galadriel: (Poofs) Don't cry, little tiny elfling prince!

Legolas: Really? Are you trying to make me feel worse?

Galadriel: Um... yes!

Legolas: Great! What did you come for me lady!!!

Galadriel: Stop calling me 'me lady'!!!

Legolas: Don't call me elfling!!!

Galadriel: Okay okay... (Sniggers)

Legolas: GRRRR!!!

Galadriel: Woah! Easy tiger!!

Legolas: I know you came to deliver a dare! What is it?

Galadriel: BJKaplan dares you to steal all of your dad's hair products!

Legolas: Okay! I can do it to prove ma fabulousness!!!

Galadriel: Go! Unleash the fabulousness!!!

Legolas: (Breakdances into his dad's chamber) Phew! He's not in here!! (Grabs all the stuff)

Thranduil: (Walks in)

Legolas: (Freezes)

Thranduil: Who carved this fabulous statue of my son stealing my hair stuff? It really shows off his inner fabulousness!!!

Legolas: (Drops it all) REALLY?! (Hugs his dad)

Galadreil: Awwwww!

Thranduil: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH MA HAIR PRODUCTS?!

Legolas: Um... ASK HER!!! (Runs away)

Galadriel: Errrrr... nothing?

Thranduil: (Raises eyebrow fabulously)

Galadriel: Well, it was a dare...

Thranduil: From who?

Galadriel: I'd rather not tell you in fear of their safety...

Thranduil: YOU WILL TELL ME!!!

Galadriel: NEVER!!! (Runs away)

Thranduil: (Chases her) GET BACK HERE!!!!

Lindir: Lol!!