Middle Earth Mayhem

Legolas's pet

Tauriel: LEGOLAS!!!

Legolas: (Jumps off a tree) Yup?

Tauriel: I felt bad about you losing your GoKart so I got you something...

Legolas: Ooooo!! What is it?

Tauriel: (Holds up a warg) TADAHHH!

Legolas: ARGH!!! (Runs up a tree)

Tauriel: (Drops the warg) It's ok!!! He's a good boy!! (Pats warg's head)

Legolas: Okay... (Comes down) Good boy...

Tauriel: Go on! Stroke him!

Warg: (Wagging tail)

Legolas: (Strokes his head) Good boy! Where did you get him?

Tauriel: Azog isn't doing the whole evil thing now!!! He breeds wargs now and even does training classes!!!

Legolas: Ha! (Rubbing warg's tummy) WHO'S A GOOD BOY!!!!! Can I ride him?

Tauriel: Sure!

Legolas: (Sits on warg) Okay, boy! No sudden movement-

Warg: (Leaps off)

Legolas: (Holding on) ARGH!!!!! TAURIEL!!! SAVE ME!!!!

Tauriel: (Rolling on the floor with laughter) AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh okay!!! (Whistles)

Warg: (Runs to Tauriel)

Legolas: Phew! Thanks!!! (Jumps off)

Tauriel: That was funny!!!

Warg: (Sees river and jumps in) WOOF!!!!

Legolas: AWWWW!! THATS SO CUTE!!!!

Warg: (Gets out and shakes water everywhere)

Legolas: Ewww!!!!

Tauriel: Ugh!

Galadriel: (Looks at dress) I JUST WASHED THIS!!!!!!!!

Warg: (Licks Galadriel's face)

Galadriel: EWWWW!!! GET OFF ME!!!!

Warg: (Continues licking her)

Galadriel: (Turns blue and possessed) YOU WILL OBEY ME!!!! LISTEN!!! I AM THE VET!!! YOU NEED AN APPOINTMENT!!!

Warg: (Runs behind Legolas) AAAROOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!!!

Bard: (Catapults Galadriel away) HEY PEEPS!!!!

Legolas: Ugh! Not this guy again!

Bard: (Does a twirl in his multicoloured coat) I LOOK FABULOUS!!!

Thranduil: I am the king of fabulousness!!!

Bard: ADIOS!!! (Flys away)

Tauriel: Okay then!! (Walks away)

Legolas: (Looks at his warg) You wanna play fetch?!

Warg: (Wags tail)

Legolas: (Throws a tree) FETCH!!!!