Middle Earth Mayhem

How to be fabulous

Thranduil: (Still talking to nobody)

Galadriel: Oh I have another question!!

Thranduil: Can you seriously go now?!

Galadriel: NOOOO!!!!

Thranduil: ARGH!!! Okay!!! Tell me the question, just don't hurt me!!

Galadriel: (Clears throat) "How did you get so fabulous?" From EmilyMaurer.

Thranduil: Well, Emily! I can now tell you that if you jump on a crocodiles head five times while singing Paloma Faith, you'll probably get eaten so don't try that!

Galadriel: Just answer the question!!!

Thranduil: Um... I guess it just happened over night!! I woke up one morning and-

Galadriel: She specifically said to not say that it happened over night!!!

Thranduil: Oh fine!!! I'll tell you!! Basically I just called everyone peasants and sashayed everywhere and suddenly (Poses) IM FABULOUS!!!

Galadriel: I'll try that in the future!!!

Thranduil: No! I'm the fabulous one!!! Not you!!!!

Sherlock: Actually I'm the fabulousest!!!!

Thranduil: Go away!!!! You're not even in Lotr or Hobbit!!!

Sherlock: (Slides back into the shadows) That's what you think...

Thranduil: (Shivers)

Galadriel: Dat guy... is crazy!!!

Donovan: FREAK!!!!

Gollum: GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID SHERLOCK CHARACTERS!!!!

Thranduil: I think everyone should leave!!

Galadriel: Do you know where Legolas is? I have a question for him!

Thranduil: He'll be pond dipping!!!

Galadriel: Um... Thanks...?

Thranduil: Now run along, peasants!!!

Galadriel: (Walks to the pond)

Legolas: (Sees Galadriel) Look!!! I found a frog!! (Waves it in front of Galadriel's face)

Galadriel: Eww!!! Go away!!!

Legolas: (Puts the frog back into the pond) Sorry!

Galadriel: EmilyMaurer wants to ask you a question! I would also like to know the answer!!

Legolas: Oh dear, what is it?

Galadriel: If you had to love someone, who would it be?

Legolas: That's obvious!! Taur-

Galadriel: Apart from Tauriel!!!

Legolas: Well then it's either Eowen...

Galadriel: Eowen?!

Eowen: YES!!! Who needs Aragorn? He's got facial hair!!!

Galadriel: Or...?

Legolas: Or you!

Galadriel: ...

Legolas: ...

Sherlock: ...

Gollum: (Jumps onto Sherlock's back and starts hitting him) GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Galadriel: Me?! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! THATS SO FUNNY!!!!

Legolas: Eowen!!! I guess it's you then, since that crazy woman is you know, crazy?

Eowen: YES!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL TAURIEL!!!!??? SUCKER!!!!

Legolas: What have I done? (Sighs)

Galadriel: Hahahaha!! Okay! Okay! There's still another question!

Legolas: Really? (Raises eyebrow)

Galadriel: What is it like being brought up by a single father? Says Racheldewen.

Legolas: Um... Okay I guess... IF YOUR FATHER WASNT THE MOST EMBARRASSING PERSON IN THE WHOLE OF MIDDLE EARTH!!!!! SAVE ME!!! ADOPT ME!!! PLEASE!!!!

Galadriel: Nope.

Legolas: PLEASE!!! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SUFFER ANY LONGER!!!

Galadriel: Wait, I swear you left the Woodland Realm!!

Legolas: Yeah well, I got lost and couldn't be bothered really, so I stayed here!

Galadriel: Okay, I understand... (Flys away on Smaug the unicorn)

Eowen: (Runs towards Legolas) YOURE MINE, MY OWN, MY PRECIOUS!!!!!

Legolas: (Screams) ADA!!! SAVE ME!!!!