Galadriel: Bored bored bored bored!
Doctor_Space: HOWDY!!!
Galadriel: WOAH!!!! (Falls over) You scared me!!!
Doctor_Space: Now you know how all of Middle Earth feels!!!
Everybody: Yeah!
Galadriel: (Stroppy) Gr...
Doctor_Space: Anyway... (Helps her up) Why are you bored?
Galadriel: No dares to do!
Doctor_Space: Oh dear! Poor you!!!
Galadriel: (Sighs)
Doctor_Space: I know! You wanna go prank people?
Galadriel: Yeah! But who's our unlucky victim this time? Hmm... (Strokes chin)
Doctor_Space: We just have to prank Thranduil! He'll be like what and then like who and then like-
Galadriel: So many likes!!! What is this world?!
Doctor_Space: Middle Earth! Duh!
Galadriel: Yeah I know!
Doctor_Space: Come on!
Galadriel: Okay!
(Mirkwood)
Thranduil: (Gets out of the waterfall which he was showering in) Ah! This new shampoo is truly fab!!
Galadriel and Doctor_Space: (Hiding and sniggering)
Thranduil: Let's just leave this to dry now!
(Later)
Galadriel: (Nudges Doctor_Space) Come on! Let's go see Thranduil's hair! (Find Thranduil) HAHAHAHA!!
Doctor_Space: Oh my gosh! (Dying of laughter)
Thranduil: What's so funny about this?! (Hair all spiky and glued) Was this you?!
Galadriel: (Takes photo) We've gotta keep this!!!
Doctor_Space: Yup!!! Do one for me!!
Galadriel: (Takes another photo)
Thranduil: ARGH!!!!! (Runs out of the room)
Doctor_Space: HAHAHAHA!!!
Galadriel: Who next?
Doctor_Space: Lindir!
(Rivendell)
Lindir: (Falls onto chair) Phew! That training was so hard!!!! Wait! Where're my Lindor chocolates?
Doctor_Space: (Jumps up stuffing the last chocolate in face) No idea!! (Spitting chocolate on Lindir)
Lindir: Whaaaa? You ate ma chocs?
Doctor_Space: Yep! They were delicious!
Lindor: Oh well!! I've got plenty!!! (Pulls out secret compartment of chair and it's filled with chocolate)
Galadriel: (Creeps up) GIVE IT TO US!!
Lindir: GET BACK!!! (Wacks Galadriel)
Galadriel: ARGH!!! (Attacks Lindir)
Doctor_Space: I'm just gonna go! (Sidesteps away)
(Later)
Galadriel: Thanks for today, Doctor_Space! It was really fun!!
Doctor_Space: No problem! It was great! Especially Thranduil's hair!!
Galadriel: HAHAHA!!!
Doctor_Space: Bye!!!
Galadriel: BYE!!!
Lindir: BYE!!!
Galadriel: ARGH!!! GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!!!! (Starts hitting him)
Lindir: ARGH!!!
Doctor_Space: (Walking away) LOL!!!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!