Gollum: (Singing) Fishy fishy is a fishy! I will eat the fishy fishy!!!
Galadriel: Um... Good song thingy.
Gollum: Why thank you, precious!!! I wrote it myself!!!
Galadriel: I can tell...
Gollum: Don't be mean to us!!
Galadriel: I have a dare for you from Charlotte1928!
Gollum: What's a dare?
Galadriel: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gollum: What?
Galadriel: Everyone knows what a dare is!!!!
Gollun: Well, we don't!!!
Galadriel: Just do what I say!! You have to... Ahahaha!
Gollum: What?
Galadriel: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You have to ask out Gandalf!!
Gollum: We don't wants to!!!
Galadriel: Well you have to!!!
Gollum: That's not fair, precious!!
Galadriel: Do it or I'll make you into shoes!!!
Gollum: ARGH!!! PSYCHOPATH!!! Alright, I'll do it!!!
Galadriel: Good!
(Later)
Gandalf: (Bowling with hedgehogs with Saruman and Radagast)
Gollum: SCREEEEECH!!!! (Jumps on Gandalf's head)
Gandalf: (Running around) ARGH!!! GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF!!!! (Starts hitting Gollum with his staff)
Gollum: ARGH!!! STOP!!!
Gandalf: (Stops) Gollum? What are you doing here? Can't you see I'm bowling?!
Gollum: Hahaha!! I want to ask you something!!
Gandalf: Go on!! Tell me then!!
Gollum: Will you go out with me?
Gandalf: What?!
Gollum: Please?
Gandalf: Oh I see! This is one of Galadriel's dares, isn't it? (Approaches Gollum with his staff)
Gollum: (Scared) I don't know what you're talking about!!
Gandalf: Oh I think you do!!! Well, you can go and tell her that I don't want to!!!
Gollum: PLEASE!!! SHES GOING TO TURN ME INTO SHOES!!!!!
Gandalf: Oo!! Perhaps she'll let me borrow them!!
Gollum: ARGH!!! You're all psychopaths!!!! (Runs away and hides behind Frodo)
Frodo: Hey, Gollum!
Gollum: Hide me!!!
Frodo: Only if you give back my finger!!!
Gollum: Ok! (Gives Frodo his finger)
Frodo: Thanks!! (Glues his finger back on)
Gollum: Wait! You can do that?
Frodo: Yeah! It's called 'Flesh glue'!!!
Gollum: Ewwwww! That's gross!!!
Frodo: You're the one who eats raw flesh!!!
Gollum: But it's juicy!!!
Frodo: (Holds up a potato)
Gollun: WE WANTS IT CHIPS!!!!
Frodo: Go and ask Sam!!! Now, FETCH!!! (Throws potato into Sam's garden)
Sam: Oi!!!!
Frodo: Sorry!!
Sam: That's ok, mate!!
Gollum: MAKE US CHIPS, STUPID FAT HOBBIT!!!! (Shoves PO-TAY-TO in Sam's face)
Sam: No!!! Especially after you called me that!!
Gollum: I'm sorry!!! Please may we have some chips, clever, thin hobbit?
Sam: Oh, alright!
Gollum: We loves you, potato Sam!!!!
Galadriel: GOLLUM!!! I WANT SOME SHOES!!!
Gollum: Nanananana!! I'm getting chips!!!
Galadriel: I want some!!!
Gollum: It can if it forgives us!!!
Galadriel: Okay!
(All eat chips)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!