Hey guys! HAPPY EASTER!!! I'm sorry that I have taken such a long time to update! I've had a very busy time with GCSEs and stuff!! Hope you enjoy!! If you haven't seen 'Blimey Cow' go and watch it!!! It's great!!
(Thorin's party)
Thorin: -_-
Thranduil: O_O
Thorin: -_-
Thranduil: WHAT?!
Thorin: Humphffff.
Thranduil: (Rolls eyes) What now?!
Thorin: I. Bought. You. Shampoo.
Thranduil: So?
Thorin: Humph.
Galadriel: (Blows down doors with magical epicness)
Thorin: ARGH!!! GET OUT!!! WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!
Galadriel: (Possessed) YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE, BIRTHDAY BOY!!!
Thorin: Excuse me?!
Gandalf: (Puts hand on her back) Calm down my lady!!
Galadriel: (Clears throat) Sorry everybody!
Thranduil: Oh it's demon woman! HIDE!!! SHES COME TO FORSAKE US WITH DARES!!!!
Galadriel: Yup. Now is everybody here?
Thorin: What do you mean by everyone?
Galadriel: Everyone important!
Thorin: I think so!! Well, except Bilbo. He got, um, caught up, with, Gollum.
Galadriel: Never mind, he's not that important!!
Bilbo: (In the distance) SAY WHAAAAAAAT?
Galadriel: Yes I have come to give you dares! This is for everyone actually!
Thorin: Seriously?! This is ma party!!! Not some dare fest!!!
Thranduil: Yeah!!!
Thorin: FINALLY! Something we agree on!!
Thranduil: We agree on a lot!
Thorin: Yeah! Totally!
Galadriel: Okay, this is from Unique_Me26! She wants you to watch... BLIMEY COW!!!
Gandalf: Blimey what?!
Thranduil: COW!!! ARE YOU DEAF?!
Gandalf: Pardon?!
Thranduil: (Rolls eyes) Old man...
Thorin: What is this 'Blimey Cow'?
Kili: Oh, me and Kili know him!!
Thorin: It's a man?! What is this witchcraft?!
Galadriel: Just watch!!!
Everyone: (Gathers around Thorin's laptop)
Thorin: Okay... here goes! (Clicks)
Kili: Which one are we watching?
Fili: 'Should guys open doors for girls?'
Thorin: No!
Galadriel: RUDE!!! (Slaps him round the head)
(Later)
Thorin: (Says goodbye while opening doors for people)
Arwen: HOW DARE YOU?! IM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF OPENING A DOOR!!!
Thorin: Um, I'm holding the door open for everyone, even Azog who could easily open a door.
Arwen: SURE! (Sassy struts away)
Thorin: Oh phew! That's the end of that! That party was a disaster!!
Kili: It wasn't that bad!
Fili: Yeah I quite enjoyed it!
Bilbo: (Walks in) Hey guys, what did I miss?
Thorin: Bilbo! Where have you been?
Bilbo: Eating hay.
Kili: That sounds interesting.
Fili: Bilbo have you watched Blimey Cow?
Bilbo: Blimey Cow?
Fili: Yeah!
Bilbo: No, I haven't!
Kili: NOOOOOOO!
Bilbo: I will if ya want me too!
(Later)
Bilbo: (Talking on the phone)
Kili: (Slides past) Awkward phone call!
Bilbo: (Hangs up) Say what?!
Kili: Phone call!!
Bilbo: Is this a joke! I don't get it!!
Kili: The reference!!!
Bilbo: What?!
Kili: Blimey Bilbo!
Bilbo: Isn't he the OrcTuber?
Kili: Yeah he's great, he's a little hobbit who lives a hole!
Bilbo: Sounds a lot like someone I know!
Kili: Pffffft!!!
Lindir: Lol!! I bought everyone chocolate eggs! (Passes eggs to the Wattpadders then stuffs face in chocolate) NOMNOMNOMNOM!!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!
