Warg trouble

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Legolas: (Looking around Mirkwood) Here, wargy wargy wargy!!!

Warg: (Running up and down stairs) WROOOOO!!!!

Legolas: Come here!

Warg: (Stops and looks at him)

Legolas: Yes, that's it! Come here!

Warg: (Approaches)

Thranduil: Hey, son! Check out these new robes! Cool huh? Wait! What is that thing doing in here?! (Looks at warg)

Legolas: No. Sudden. Movements.

Thranduil: Oh please! He's just a big pup-

Warg: (Jumps up and steals Thranduil's crown)

Thranduil: ARGH!!! WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING?!

Warg: (Wags tail with the crown in his mouth and sits)

Legolas: Wait Ada! I can get it! Come on, boy! Who's a good boy? You are! Are you going to give that to me?

Warg: (Looks at Legolas)

Legolas: That's it... (Reaches for crown)

Warg: (Runs away) WROOOOOOO!!!

Thranduil: (Screams) ARGH!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!

Tauriel: (Grabs warg's leg)

Warg: (Drags Tauriel along) WOOF!!! (Drops crown)

Legolas: ARGH!!!!!! (Runs towards crown)

Thranduil: ARGH!!!!!! (Runs towards crown)

Tauriel: ARGH!!!!!! (Runs towards crown)

Warg: ROAR!!!! (Runs towards crown)

(They all crash into each other and crown flys up in the air)

Everyone: NOOOOOO!!!!

Thranduil: (Crown lands on Thranduil's head) YEAH!!!! (Fist bumps everyone)

Warg: (Whines)

Thranduil: Sorry! It's just too fab for you!! Thanks babe! (Points at Tauriel and walks away)

Tauriel: Yuck!

Legolas: Hands off ma gurl!!!

Lindir: (Sniggers) LOL!!!

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