Legolas: (Looking around Mirkwood) Here, wargy wargy wargy!!!
Warg: (Running up and down stairs) WROOOOO!!!!
Legolas: Come here!
Warg: (Stops and looks at him)
Legolas: Yes, that's it! Come here!
Warg: (Approaches)
Thranduil: Hey, son! Check out these new robes! Cool huh? Wait! What is that thing doing in here?! (Looks at warg)
Legolas: No. Sudden. Movements.
Thranduil: Oh please! He's just a big pup-
Warg: (Jumps up and steals Thranduil's crown)
Thranduil: ARGH!!! WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING?!
Warg: (Wags tail with the crown in his mouth and sits)
Legolas: Wait Ada! I can get it! Come on, boy! Who's a good boy? You are! Are you going to give that to me?
Warg: (Looks at Legolas)
Legolas: That's it... (Reaches for crown)
Warg: (Runs away) WROOOOOOO!!!
Thranduil: (Screams) ARGH!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!
Tauriel: (Grabs warg's leg)
Warg: (Drags Tauriel along) WOOF!!! (Drops crown)
Legolas: ARGH!!!!!! (Runs towards crown)
Thranduil: ARGH!!!!!! (Runs towards crown)
Tauriel: ARGH!!!!!! (Runs towards crown)
Warg: ROAR!!!! (Runs towards crown)
(They all crash into each other and crown flys up in the air)
Everyone: NOOOOOO!!!!
Thranduil: (Crown lands on Thranduil's head) YEAH!!!! (Fist bumps everyone)
Warg: (Whines)
Thranduil: Sorry! It's just too fab for you!! Thanks babe! (Points at Tauriel and walks away)
Tauriel: Yuck!
Legolas: Hands off ma gurl!!!
Lindir: (Sniggers) LOL!!!
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!