Thranduil: (Talking to nobody)
Galadriel: Excuse me? (Pokes him)
Thranduil: (Turns around) Um, I was rehearsing my lines!
Galadriel: Yeah, sure!
Thranduil: I was!!!
Galadriel: Why do you hate dwarves? That's what purehoney101 wanted to ask you.
Thranduil: Oh, another adoring fan, I suppose!!!
Galadriel: Yeah, totally!!
Thranduil: Don't give me your sass!!!
Galadriel: Not this again!!!
Thranduil: Okay, I hate dwarves because...
Galadriel: ...
Thranduil: ... because... They're not FABULOUS!!! Plus they have (Shivers) facial hair!
Galadriel: There's nothing wrong with facial hair!!!!
Thranduil: Why should you care!?!
Galadriel: No reason... (Hides beard behind mask)
Thranduil: Well... okay then!! Have I answered your question?
Galadriel: Yes.
Thranduil: You can go now!
Galadriel: (Backs away)
Thranduil: (Continues talking to nobody)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanfictionFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!