Middle Earth Mayhem

Why?!

Lindir: (Writing on Wattpad)

Galadriel: Howdy!!!

Lindir: Hello, my lady! How may I assist you?

Galadriel: FinduilasofAsh has a dare for you!

Lindir: ARGH!!!!! HELP ME!!!! (Tries to run)

Galadriel: Come back here, mr!!! (Grabs Lindir and sits him down)

Lindir: Sorry! What's the dare?

Galadriel: You're gonna love this!! HAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Lindir: What is it?!

Galadriel: (Sniggers) You have to kiss Haldir!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lindir: NO!!!!!!

Galadriel: YES!!!!!

Lindir: WHY?!!!?

Galadriel: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lindir: I DONT EVEN LIKE HIM!!!

Galadriel: TOO BAD!!! NOW GO!!! (Throws Lindir to Lorién) HAHAHAHA!!!

Lindir: (Sees Haldir)

Haldir: Hello, Lindir!

Lindir: Hello... (Runs up and kisses Haldir's cheek)

Haldir: WHAT THE DEVIL?!

Lindir: ITWASADAREPLEASEDONTHURTMEITWASLADYGALADRIEL!!!!

Haldir: Um... Okay then... (Walks away cringing)

Lindir: (Jumps back to Rivendell) THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!

Galadriel: Did Haldir say anything about me?

Lindir: What?! You like him?!

Galadriel: (Blushes) Maybe...

Lindir: (Starts gagging)

Celeborn: Hey, what's up?

Lindir: Galadriel fancies Haldir!!! YUCK!!!

Celeborn: But, my lady!!! (Looks sad)

Lindir: Wait! You fancy Galadriel?

Galadriel: What?

Celeborn: Duh!!! We like hold hands and stuff!!!

Lindir: THIS IS WEIRD!!! ARGH!!! (Runs away cringing)

Everyone: SAY LOL!!!

Lindir: THIS IS NOT A LOL MOMENT!!!!! ARGH!!!!