Middle Earth Mayhem

Mushrooms

Pippin: (Eating a bag of mushrooms)

Sam: (Walks up to him) Hey, can I have one?

Pippin: NOOOO!!!!

Sam: (Runs away) ARGH!!!!! HE'S MENTAL!!!!! (Bumps into Galadriel) Oh sorry!

Galadriel: You should be!!! I have a dare for you!

Sam: Frodo ruined the last one!!! I am determined to do this one!!!

Galadriel: Okay... Sam! This is from TheNerdFromTheHerd!

Sam: Such strange names...

Galadriel: I know!!! Now listen please!!! You have to steal Pip's mushrooms!!!

Sam: (Face goes pale) W...w...what?

Galadriel: Steal his mushrooms!!!!!!

Sam: But! You saw what happened last time!!!!

Galadriel: No I didn't!!!

Sam: I thought he was going to rip off my head!!!!!

Galadriel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I can't wait to see this!!!!

Sam: Evil witch...

(Later)

Sam: PIPPIN!!!! YOUR HAIR'S ON FIRE!!!!!!

Pippin: (Gets up and starts screaming and running around) I AM BURNING!!!!! BURNING I TELL YOU!!!! (Runs into a nearby pond)

Sam: (Laughs and takes his mushrooms and hides them in his waistcoat)

Pippin: Phew!! (Walks back over to Sam) I thought I was a gonner!!! (Stops by where he was sitting) Where're my mushrooms?!

Sam: (Pretends to look around) I don't know!!!

Pippin: THEY WERE RIGHT THERE!!!!!

Sam: (Gulps) I have no idea!!!

Pippin: SOMEONE STOLE THEM!!!!!! I FEEL IT IN MY MUSHROOM LOVING STOMACH!!!!!

Sam: Um... I've got to go!

Pippin: I AM GONNA RIP THE PERSONS HEAD OFF WHEN I FIND THEM!!!!!

Sam: (Turns around)

Pippin: What's that?

Sam: What's what?

Pippin: That mushroom shaped item in your waistcoat!!!

Sam: Umm... It's... A fungiPhone!!!

Pippin: WHAT THE HECK IS A FUNGIPHONE???!!!

Sam: Mushroom just released them...

Pippin: LET ME SEE!!!!

Sam: (Hesitantly takes out the mushrooms)

Pippin: (Face goes red) YOU!!!!

Sam: I know your angry-

Pippin: YOU STOLE THEM!!!!! I AM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

Sam: (Runs away) ARGH!!!!!

Pippin: GET BACK HERE!!!! STUPID FAT HOBBIT!!!!!

Sam: (Hides behind Galadriel) SAVE ME PLEASE!!!!!

Galadriel: Nope. (Runs away evilly laughing)

Sam: NOOOOOO!!!! (Runs away)

Pippin: DIE!!!!!