Middle Earth Mayhem

The Poncho

Thranduil: (Fighting a tangle in his hair with a brush) DARN IT!!! (Snaps brush) Nooooooo!!!

Legolas: How did your hair even get like this?!

Thranduil: I DONT EVEN KNOW!!!! (Starts crying)

Legolas: There (Pat) there... (Pat)

Thranduil: STOP!!! YOULL MAKE IT WORSE!!!

Legolas: I know what to do!!

Thranduil: (Wipes tear) You do?

Legolas: Let us walk to Bree and get the blacksmith to forge you one!

Thranduil: Why don't my own blacksmiths do it for me here?

Legolas: Cos they won't make it (Magical sparkles) mithrill!

Thranduil: (Big eyes) Oooooo!!!

Legolas: Let's go!!!

Thranduil: (Skipping) We're off to see the blacksmith, the wonderful blacksmith of Bree!

Legolas: (Facepalms) Stop Ada! Your SOOO embarrassing!!

Thranduil: Sorry.

(Bree)

Thranduil: Finally we're here!!!

Legolas: Yes, yes we are!

Thranduil: Look! There's the blacksmiths!

Legolas: Ugh!! It's raining!

Thranduil: Quick! Get inside!

Blacksmith: How can I help you laddies?

Thranduil: Make me a hairbrush fashioned from your finest mithrill, peasant!!!

Blacksmith: You giving me sass, elf?!

Thranduil: I'm a king, dwarf!!! Bow down to me!!!!

Blacksmith: Never!

Thranduil: YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME!!!

Legolas: Please excuse my Ada! He's a bit under the weather.

Blacksmith: Yeah his hair is awful!

Thranduil: What do you know about hair?!

Blacksmith: More than you, obviously!

Thranduil: Just hurry up, dwarf!!

Blacksmith: Okay okay! (Makes mithrill hairbrush) There you go lad!

Legolas: Thanks! Now say thank you, Ada!

Thranduil: Humph! Fine! Thanks...

Blacksmith: (Growls)

Thranduil: (Screams) He's an animal!!! (Brushes hair) That's better! Oh no! The rain will ruin my beautiful locks! What am I to do?

Blacksmith: You'll need this! (Holds up mithrill poncho)

Thranduil: Seriously? I'm not wearing that!!!

Legolas: Thanks! (Takes poncho and shoves it on Thranduil)

Thranduil: NOOO!!! MY FABULOUSNESS!!!

Legolas: Ahaha! Thanks again!

Blacksmith: Any time, laddy!!

Thranduil: (Walking through Bree) Ugh! This is soooo embarrassing!

Legolas: I know!

Thramduil: I can't wait to get out of here!!!

Legolas: Me neither!

Bard: (Flys past shooting Smaug) NICE PONCHO!!!!

Thranduil: ARGH!!! I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY EYEBROWS!!!

Smaug: ARGH!!! RUN AWAY!!

Thranduil: AHAHAHA!!

Legolas: AHAHA!!!

Thranduil: Shut up!!

Legolas: (Death glare)

Lindir: LOVE THE PONCHO!!! AHAHAHA!!!

Thranduil: Not funny!!

Lindir: AHAHA! LOL!!!