(The council of Elrond are having a party)
Galadriel: (Drunk) Let them eat cake! Hahahahaha!
Elrond: (Face-palms) We shouldn't have let her have so much wine!
Gandalf: She'll be fast asleep in a minute!
Galadriel: I'm not tired! I'm never going to bed!
Saruman: Ok...
(A minute later)
Galadriel: (Snoring)
Gandalf: Told you!
Elrond: It's time for... (Jumps on the table) KARAOKE!!!
Saruman: I'm leaving... (Walks off)
Gandalf: I'm not good at singing.
Lindir: Did somebody say 'singing'?
Gandalf: Yes, my friend.
Lindir: Can I join?
Elrond: Of course! The more the merrier!
Gandalf: Indeed!
Lindir and Elrond: (Sing 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard)
Gandalf: (Clapping) Bravo! Bravo! I must be getting home now!
Elrond: Ok! Great to see you!
Lindir: (Starts singing 'Wrecking Orc')
Elrond: (Joins Lindir)
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Middle Earth Mayhem
FanficFunny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!