Middle Earth Mayhem

The Eagles go bird watching

Ok, so for this next chapter I will have to introduce some characters. They are all eagles and I don't know their real names so I'll make some up. There will be Tarquin, Jasper and Benedict.

Tarquin: (Doing backflips) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Jasper: Seriously dude, you've been doing that all day!

Benedict: Yeah! We should do something else!

Tarquin: FRONTFLIPS!!!!

Benedict: No!

Jasper: Nothing flips! Okay?!

Tarquin: (Stops) No. (Continues doing backflips)

Jasper: (Facepalms)

Benedict: I know!

Tarquin: What?!

Benedict: BIRD WATCHING!!!

Jasper: YEE!!!!

Tarquin: Okay!!!

(Go to sit by the hidden door to Erebor)

Jasper: ...and if we're lucky we will see a thrush knocking at that door there! (Points)

Benedict: Okay! Now we just wait...

Jasper: LOOK!!! There!!!

Benedict: Where?!

Jasper: THERE!!!

Benedict: Oh yeah! Wait. That's Tarquin, doing more BACKFLIPS?!

Jasper: TARQUIN!!!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!! YOURE SCARING ALL THE BIRDS AWAY!!!!

(In Dale and Bard and his children are birdwatching)

Tilda: Look, Da!! Eagles on the mountain!

Bard: Oh yes! Well spotted! (Looks through binoculars)

Bain: Cool! I'm going to see how close I can get!! (Creeps off)

(Erebor)

Tarquin: Look there!! A thrush!!!

Smaug: WHAT?! IM NOT A THRUSH!!!!

Tarquin: Soz mate!!!

Smaug: You should be!! (Flies off)

Benedict: Look down there, guys! A Dalien!!! (Points at Bain)

Jasper: NICE ONE BEN!!! DALIEN!!! LIKE ALIEN BUT DALE!!! HAHAHA!!

Tarquin: Yeah okay. We got it the first time!!

Bain: Hello eagles! (Holds out hand) Come on boy! (Temps eagles)

Benedict: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! CATS?!

Bain: Oh. Sorry! I was wondering if I could have a ride back to Dale!

Tarquin: Yeah sure, birdwatching wasn't very good!

Bain: Wait, birds going birdwatching?

Benedict: Oh yeah!!

Jasper: Hahaha!!!

Bain: (Sits on Tarquin) TO DALE!!!!

Tarquin: (Backflips) WEEEEE!!!

Bain: WEEEEE!!! (Parachutes off) THANKS!!!

Bard: Wow, son. Quite impressive!

Sigrid: I want a parachute!!!

Gollum: PARACHUTE!!! (Grabs parachute and starts stroking it) My parachute!!

Bain: Okay, that's weird! (Sidesteps away)

Lindir: (Flying on Tarquin while eating chocolate) LOL!!