Middle Earth Mayhem

Legolas's feelings

Galadriel: (Being bored again and FungiPhone shows a message) Hmm what's this? Haha! Hahaha! HAHAHAHHAAH!!!

Celeborn: What is it now, my love?

Galadriel: Another dare!

Celeborn: Who for and who from?

Galadriel: For Legolas from Unique_Me26.

Celeborn: Oh and is she a fan of... MINE?! (Dramatic pose)

Galadriel: Errr... no!

Celeborn: What do you mean, no? Everyone is my fan!!!

Galadriel: Nobody even remembers your name!

Celeborn: Why yes they do! It's ur... Ur... I don't remember!

Galadriel: See?

Celeborn: Well, you married me so you're a fan!

Galadriel: Yeah and I'm beginning to regret it!

Celeborn: (Rolls eyes)

(Later)

Legolas: (Shooting at Smaug with Bard) DIE!!!!

Bard: (Machine-gunning Smaug) DIE!!!!

Galadriel: LEGOLAS!!!!!

Bard: What?!

Galadriel: LEGOLAS NOT BARD!!!!

Legolas: Yeah dude?

Galadriel: Dudette!! Anyway, you have another dare!!

Legolas: (Sighs) Go on then...

Galadriel: Unique_Me26's little brother wants you to confess your love for Arwen!

Legolas: But I don't even lo-

Galadriel: Just go!

Legolas: Fine! For my fans!

Galadriel: What fans?

Legolas: (Death stares)

(Rivendell)

Legolas: Hey, Arwen?

Arwen: Yeah? Urr... Who are you again?

Legolas: Legolas.

Arwen: Oh yes! I remember!

Legolas: Anyway... (Shuffles)

Arwen: Yes?

Legolas: I lo-

Aragorn: HEY GUYS!!!!

Arwen: Oh hey, sweety!!! Legolas was just about to tell me something!

Aragorn: Oh sorry, man! Go ahead!

Legolas: Arwen? I love you!

Arwen: Whaaaa?

Aragorn: GET BACK, GOLLUM!!!

Legolas: I'm not Gollum! That's just rude!

Aragorn: SHES MINE!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!

Legolas: You're Gollum!

Aragorn: Rude!

Arwen: Sorry Legolas but I don't love you!

Legolas: That's okay! It was a dare anyway!

Arwen: Oh HAHAHAHA!!!

Aragorn: HAHAHA!!!

Lindir: HAHAH! Lol!